By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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robotchiken2011 0

oh gosh :) thats funny as f*** .. you need a man sweety , he culd help you do a bettr job than Duracell :D

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nerdy_penguin 0

Im surprised the batteries didnt go dead

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tpapa4 0

You must have had one hell of a dream

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Eva123Love 3

You must ********** alot or be to wide to have fallen asleep masterbating..

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jacobfenrir 2

Sounds good to me? Lemme know next time you need being "rocked to sleep"?

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iliketosmile 1

I have done that before too, my boyfriend thought I was having a bad dream..no I was not. (:

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