Today, I completely forgot the word "redeem", I had to Google search it. I was trying to look for the word that started with an "R" that was used when you use a coupon. All I could remember about the word was that it started with an "R". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML
Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML
Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, a customer called me a "smart ass" because I helped him scan his coupon correctly. FML
Today, I wanted to look clever during a work meeting, so I used a thesaurus to find a fancy word for “important.” I ended up calling a project "pivotal" but mispronounced it as "pee-votal" in front of everyone. FML
Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML
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d j mom 9
no big deal. everyone has a brain fart moment once in a while.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
It happens to everyone. I’ve had to ask someone to pass me one of those metal pokey things you eat with because I couldn’t think of the word fork.
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d j mom 9
no big deal. everyone has a brain fart moment once in a while.
Wadlaen 24
From your post, at least it looks like you found it! Good work!
bigredmonkeybutt 30
It happens to everyone. I’ve had to ask someone to pass me one of those metal pokey things you eat with because I couldn’t think of the word fork.
angus 17
Not your fault, but these brain farts seem contagious. Looks like most of the country had one during the elections.