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Bogged down

By Anonymous - 24/12/2024 11:00 - United States - Randle

Today, the morning before my flight with my boyfriend’s family at 2 am, I had to use the bathroom and unfortunately the toilet got clogged after a couple of safety flushes. Turns out my boyfriend can’t unclog the toilet and it’s the only toilet in the house of four people. We leave at 5 am. FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

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