By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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mrjamjama66 5

I did that once. I was laying there jacking it and just passed out. I'm even boring to myself in bed

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breeaannaa 0

I don't see how the batteries didn't die...

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oooCANDLEMANooo 2

“Today I woke up with my mouth open and food still in it. I fell asleep Masticating”

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MissChaos84 0

And the moral of the story is...... Never ********** while sleepy

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Steinson_ERAU 0

nice battery life. I want one that lasts that long :P

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MissChaos84 0

And the moral is... Never ********** while sleepy

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123jdub 7

You must not be that good

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