By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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mikelust1977 7

must not been a very good ************

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drdna 0

Ah. hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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themanhw 0

was the dream good at least?

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Kitty_taylor 7

I dnt amagin ur to good at it if u fell asleep in the process lol practice makes perfect jk

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Shane_0h 6

no wonder you don't have a boyfriend, you must be horrible in bed

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Brdluvr 0

Must not have been that good...

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GrAvErAvEr64 0

must of have put urself in a bit of a coma

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