FML : Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me,...

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Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 5 May 2009 06:21 / United States

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By tick_tock | 0

#171093 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:04

Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

By loto_fml | 3

#171094 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:05

It's what happens when you pay a ridiculous price for something that is otherwise so cheap. I get my hair cut for around $7 and the lady is great.

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By tick_tock | 0

#171093 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:04

Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

rubberbandgeek | 0

#463445 - Thursday 6 August 2009 20:52

Well his right why in the efin world would you pay tht gay ass fag tht like Star Trek.
And what the hell is his problem you said trim not I wana look like Spock go back there and beat him STRAIGHT.

AuriPantz | 0

#626299 - Sunday 18 October 2009 23:27

Uh, excuse me? Star Trek is AWESOME. And, please, this is a LITERATE site. So use those 3rd grade grammar and spelling skills.

But, seriously, dude, why pay for something you didn't want?

metro_mello | 0

#770563 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:26

It's not like he has the choice to not pay. They can call the cops on your ass. And as for people saying it's his fault. How does he deserve it? It's not liek you can watch what your hair cutter is doing to your hair like wtf. Honestly there are bad haircutters out in the world. It's not like it's his fault -_-

blankaex | 0

#900546 - Sunday 28 February 2010 15:43

isnt it live long AND prosper?

redsox4021 | 0

#984177 - Saturday 24 April 2010 4:35

#279 why are you saying "gay ass fag" that's offensive to some people and you look like an 8 year old with down syndrome.

victoria4161993 | 0

#1021589 - Sunday 6 June 2010 17:50

well you should have told her what you wanted

ljesm14 | 1

#2646731 - Thursday 9 June 2011 7:34

don't worry OP.
Spock is sexy :P

max_wilder | 9

#2950990 - Friday 22 July 2011 11:37

you mean the Vulcan salute

maz_irken | 6

#3042381 - Friday 5 August 2011 6:40

i would love for a boyfriend to look like Spock.
Not an FML in my opinion :D

SecretlyADuck | 7

#4043834 - Thursday 16 February 2012 20:24

You mean the .... Go get a girlfriend and move out of your mothers house you sad sad person :)

chocolatepr | 4

#4292882 - Thursday 12 April 2012 4:48

its pree bad when u know what that sign is.

PlasmaPorter | 12

#5993253 - Monday 30 June 2014 15:10

That moment when you realize Spock is Sylar from Heroes (awesome Netflix series)

By loto_fml | 3

#171094 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:05

It's what happens when you pay a ridiculous price for something that is otherwise so cheap. I get my hair cut for around $7 and the lady is great.

genius_man16 | 0

#395672 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:59

I have my mom do my hair. Put the point remains that YDI for paying so much for that. I mean, what the hell? You could have gone to see Star Trek like 10 times with $60. At least in Nebraska. Probably more expensive in other places.

stripper_bitch | 0

#404702 - Friday 17 July 2009 14:49

It's $10.25 a ticket in NY (capital district anyway), don't know anywhere else. If you're only paying 6ish, you're lucky in my opinion haha

kaytee05 | 0

#979822 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 22:30

hahahaha give the sign back to em!(:

CATastroph1c | 22

#6467166 - Sunday 22 November 2015 4:19

#296 That is what they put...

By Singularity_fml | 0

#171101 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:07

Do you have black hair?

By eff_mi_lyfe | 0

#171103 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:07

may the fourth be with you!

yowler18 | 0

#402495 - Thursday 16 July 2009 20:48

Dude, Wrong movie. May the fourth be with you is Star WARS, not star trek.

picky_and_bitter | 0

#412623 - Monday 20 July 2009 6:18

lol she's number 4. may the FOURTH be with you. i get it.

Tess_fml | 7

#515920 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 7:58

Still, wrong movie. FAIL.

blackheart115 | 0

#523574 - Saturday 29 August 2009 6:47

It's force, not fourth....but yeah, #4

popoman | 0

#706087 - Saturday 5 December 2009 17:37

Way to not get it, blackheart.

poisonfrog7 | 2

#711213 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 4:32

im guessing you read that on MLIA. may fourth is clearly national star wars day because of it.

By Horde | 8

#171107 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:09

YDI for paying ridiculous price for a hair you don't even like.. Why the hell didn't you tell the stylist to change it?

RubixMonkey | 0

#613205 - Saturday 10 October 2009 9:19

Yeah Op, you're a boy, just do a buzz cut.

maz_irken | 6

#3042392 - Friday 5 August 2011 6:42

thor hammer?

By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#171109 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:09

If this is posted three times, I'm sorry because my computer is fucking me in the ass right now.
I would get that haircut on purpose. Leonard Nimoy is a god.
@4, you just made the first acceptable number post in the history of FML.

ipod_addict | 0

#2025192 - Sunday 30 January 2011 15:27

coolstorybro

ALlamaOnFire | 20

#4793326 - Thursday 9 August 2012 17:38

They didn't cause it's the wrong movie.

By mfed1120 | 0

#171110 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:09

but yesterday was "may the fourth be with you" day.
YDI
just because you paid for something I'm guessing you did not want.

By AndreaKina | 0

#171112 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:09

hahaha aww i feel for u. But u know, u could always get people to pay for taking their picture with u, the STAR TREKKER. And u could earn money off of ur stupid haircut and people get a picture and all is good "D

By poeticpunk77 | 0

#171120 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:13

Unless you didn't look in the mirror before leaving the hair place, then you could've done something about the haircut. Sorry, but you get no sympathy from me.

By Jimboom | 11

#171122 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:14

Why would you pay for it? If you didn't like the haircut then get them to change it or complain. Either way you will get your money back or a different haircut.