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Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
By Anonymous / Tuesday 5 May 2009 06:21 / United States
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  rubberbandgeek  |  0

Well his right why in the efin world would you pay tht gay ass fag tht like Star Trek.
And what the hell is his problem you said trim not I wana look like Spock go back there and beat him STRAIGHT.

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  AuriPantz  |  0

Uh, excuse me? Star Trek is AWESOME. And, please, this is a LITERATE site. So use those 3rd grade grammar and spelling skills.

But, seriously, dude, why pay for something you didn't want?

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  metro_mello  |  0

It's not like he has the choice to not pay. They can call the cops on your ass. And as for people saying it's his fault. How does he deserve it? It's not liek you can watch what your hair cutter is doing to your hair like wtf. Honestly there are bad haircutters out in the world. It's not like it's his fault -_-

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  genius_man16  |  0

I have my mom do my hair. Put the point remains that YDI for paying so much for that. I mean, what the hell? You could have gone to see Star Trek like 10 times with $60. At least in Nebraska. Probably more expensive in other places.

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By  PTERONOPHOBIA  |  0

If this is posted three times, I'm sorry because my computer is fucking me in the ass right now.
I would get that haircut on purpose. Leonard Nimoy is a god.
@4, you just made the first acceptable number post in the history of FML.

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By  AndreaKina  |  0

hahaha aww i feel for u. But u know, u could always get people to pay for taking their picture with u, the STAR TREKKER. And u could earn money off of ur stupid haircut and people get a picture and all is good "D

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By  Jimboom  |  11

Why would you pay for it? If you didn't like the haircut then get them to change it or complain. Either way you will get your money back or a different haircut.

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