By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 23:29 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, thanks to the unholy power of autocorrect, I told my mother-in-law that "crispy dick" is on the menu tonight. FML
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hekinokuroihi 20

Well, now you have to follow through. There is no other course of action.

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hekinokuroihi 20

Well, now you have to follow through. There is no other course of action.

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WavRace 14

Auto correct knew exactly what to say

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andrmac 25

Go to the butcher maybe they have some you can crisp up for her.

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Sampe101 15

Why is that in your phone? I want to know the story behind that...

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ohSNAPyall 26

Probably supposed to be "crispy duck."

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TrippingOnAcid 29

In my experience, autocorrect never corrects to bad words. If I spell **** wrong, as I often do, and type "fick" it never corrects me. I can only assume that OP typed duck as **** by accident and that autocorrect didn't correct him. ?

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jgriff79 23

I feel sorry for your husband's manhood!

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fariss 14

Did she says whether she wants a large set or a small one?

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PumaGator 18

My question is what was that replacing in the first place?

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Popeye2341 13

He probably meant to say crispy dick Duck*

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thathobothere 17

"I hope your enjoy your DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS, madam!"

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Kazucchi 6

I love this website. These comment replies are why.

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EwahWeeWah 21

I see no problem with this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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freddygasman 18

Being a man, I do. The easiest way to get something crispy is to fry it, and that is one area that you don't want anywhere near that much heat.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Sorry OP but that's a dick move on autocorrect's part.

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