By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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gleek07 0

Maybe it felt so good that you passed out...

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poonslayer27 0

I would want to be ur brother to see that

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ridingguy78 0

Soynds like the vibrator is either wore out or the batteries are weak...or you didnt have a ****** at all

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spacemonkey420 0

and the drug ***** strikes again with a ruffy!!!

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minktheshrink 0

what's a ruffy?

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cgrhobo 0

it had to be borin if u fell asleep and that must be a good vibrator if it stayed on all night

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iloveWAR 0

if you can't even sleep with yourself, no one else will want to either.

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kiddisskidd 0

well, your probably gunna be feeling the vibration threw the hole day.

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FlashBurn 13

That's some epic multitasking! Did you have wet dreams?

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OsirisFaction_fml 5

Like throwin a hot dog down a hallway huh?

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ronnie0585 0

OMG!... I've totally done that before!... :-/

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