By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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quecanada 0

This in a way reminds me of the beginning of the movie Not Another Teen Movie.

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misalisa21 3

wow happened to me too! I was high though so...

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lildoo 0

your life must really suck=(

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SOlarPanel348 0

if you can't please yourself nobody can.

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Pufferfish78 5

You only have yourself to blame if it was that boring.

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Link33_fml 0

I've done this sans vibe. Either from exhaustion or drunkeness. The fun part is even if you lose, you still win.

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eastsideLVc 0

i didnt know guys get wet when jacking off?

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