Anonymous
Unforgettable
Today, I was mistaken for an employee at my grandmother's funeral. There were only twelve of us there, all family. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Your funny uncle
Today, I joined the wrong funeral procession, because I thought everyone gathering outside was there for my uncle, so I followed them into the chapel and even hugged two strangers. I didn't realize my mistake until someone started talking about a man I'd never heard of. I had to quietly sneak out in the middle of the service. FML
Arlbethere
United Kingdom
Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML
Me
Homer Glen, United States
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
myanmarkaviar
Fl?, Norway
Today, at work, I served a customer who looked so much like my grandma that I thought it actually was her. Then I remembered she died 6 months ago. I had to serve customers with a smile on my face while choking back tears for the rest of the day. FML
familyhatesme
Kingston, United States
Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML
Whatever01
United States
Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where and when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML
Anonymous
Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML
WronglySad619
United States
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
PCop
United States
Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Nice try
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
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RichardPencil 32
We're you all decked out in your Goth getup, Morticia? When you do, you're such a pretty ghoul.
genuinegoodguy 9
You must have looked very smart and respectful.
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RichardPencil 32
We're you all decked out in your Goth getup, Morticia? When you do, you're such a pretty ghoul.
genuinegoodguy 9
You must have looked very smart and respectful.
lev 11
are you from the same family where someone didn't know their own cousin?
BurnInDemonFire 39
"I really need to change my name..." - Usher