Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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meetmeinhell 0
wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao
savy_77 0
That was rude. You don't need him
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Comments (211)
MaddieMonster 0
I am in agreement with numbero seven
Retry_fml 0
What did you do to piss him off? You sure it wasn't his sim breaking up with your sim and you're so into your game you THINK it was real? Hrmmmm...
goobber 0
Hahaha that's very clever, but still sucks.
Snowden_fml 0
Props to that guy.
ohshootohshoot 0
what a dick waddd =(
nickilikeewoahh 0
I moderated this ;) I'm sorry, what a jerk. Although it was rude and uncalled for, I've never heard of a more creative way to break up with someone. Too bad he doesn't have the balls to say it to your face.
leggomyeggo 0
that was really creative of him, but still rather rude.. if he's not good enough to break up with you in person, he's not good enough period. unless you did something really terrible to him in which case ydi.
Clandestine_x 0
10 - Agreed.
SpunkT 0
#10. I wouldn't do that. I would put his character in a house, remove the doors and cause a fire. I used to do that to my characters a lot. That sucks, but at least you're not with some asshole anymore. Go find someone who has a pair.
guitardedman 0
YDI for playing the sims. grow up and play xbox like an adult.