The world is your oyster

By Anonymous - 22/04/2021 21:30

Today, the guy I really love, and who apparently loves me too, told me he just can’t be with me because he’s moving away to buy an oyster farm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 832
You deserved it 74

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He’s a real pearl of a guy. Maybe he just wants to be able to give you a different kind of pearl necklace.

Yeah he doesn't love you too.

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He’s a real pearl of a guy. Maybe he just wants to be able to give you a different kind of pearl necklace.

Why don’t you go with him?

Yeah he doesn't love you too.

That just seems shellfish of him

Seems pretty shellfish if you ask me

Seems pretty shellfish if you ask me