The world is your oyster By Anonymous - 22/04/2021 21:30 Today, the guy I really love, and who apparently loves me too, told me he just can’t be with me because he’s moving away to buy an oyster farm. FML I agree, your life sucks 873 You deserved it 82 Tweet Share
He’s a real pearl of a guy. Maybe he just wants to be able to give you a different kind of pearl necklace.
Yeah he doesn't love you too.