The world is your oyster

By Anonymous - 22/04/2021 21:30

Today, the guy I really love, and who apparently loves me too, told me he just can’t be with me because he’s moving away to buy an oyster farm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 899
You deserved it 90

Same thing different taste

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He’s a real pearl of a guy. Maybe he just wants to be able to give you a different kind of pearl necklace.

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He’s a real pearl of a guy. Maybe he just wants to be able to give you a different kind of pearl necklace.