By Anonymous - 03/01/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 720
You deserved it 5 494

Same thing different taste

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Dom_Olivares 12

I could see him slowly turning around and smiling at you.


flashback.miss 28

sit your family down for a talk.

falon142012 22

Yeah…maybe a talk would do some good. But if you look up videos on YouTube of people torturing Sims, the son didn't do it as bad as some people. Like Robbaz…he built cells in the basement and put neighbors in there and removed the doors. He made one drown and set another on fire, as his infant child sat in the high chair and cackled madly, watching. I love Robbaz though. So there's still hope, OP!

incoherentrmblr 21

#1, in a room, then remove the door & set fire to it...

The newer zombie apocalypse episodes are way funnier :P

She was probably painting the flames burning him in the inferno which is marriage,

If that is a accurate representation of your relationship then I think it's time you called out for some help.

I don't think anyone could hear them in a room with no doors.

What if it was a room of only windows?

1) stop commenting 2) log off 3) throw device 4) never come back

Just have to hope is has a table and a window. Look out the window twice and see what you saw the first time take the saw and cut the table on half because two halves make a hole

Dom_Olivares 12

I could see him slowly turning around and smiling at you.

I bet he did it because OP was watching. If I catch someone watching me on the computer I will occasionally search something really weird/gross so they either freak out or realize they've been caught.

XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Without moving anything but his head.

Well, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyways.

JMichael 25

Calm down OP. It's just a game.

Yeah, murder is just an illegal crime, we should calm down about that, too.

Illegal crime? As opposed to a legal crime?

TallMist 32

#43 Did you see what Justin Bieber did to music? That's a crime, but it sure ain't illegal. Though he HAS done several illegal things, but that's beside the point.

StompinOnCrayons 15

Better on a game than in real life... Hide the matches. And your wife's painting supplies.

He's climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' yo people up, tryna scorch em' so yall need to hide yo matches, hide yo gasoline cans, and hide yo lighters, cause he burnin' errbody out hurr.

TallMist 32

Oh I could throw you in the lake Or feed you poisoned birthday cake I admit I'm gonna miss you when you're gone I could bury you alive, but you might crawl out with a knife And kill me when I'm sleeping That's why I can't decide whether you should live or die

ktiskool 18

I hope the paint wasn't flammable...

Kids scare the f*ck out of me sometimes.