Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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meetmeinhell 0
wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao
savy_77 0
That was rude. You don't need him
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Comments (211)
lyssalicious 0
hahahaa that has to be one of the most creative breakups ive ever heard of!
megan_is_cool 0
I'm sorry that your boyfriend - well ex?- is such an insensitive jackass.
powkehbiew 0
In his defense, that is brilliant and really creative... but still sad for you =^(
powkehbiew 0
In his defense, that is brilliant and really creative... but still sad for you =^(
Anonymus101 4
it could be worse, he could always make a map in Halo 3 that says I ******* hate you. But yeah you deserve someone better then that.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Haha, I make Sims of all my friends. I burn or drown them and then have a ghost town of all my buddies on the property where my boyfriend and I live. It's pretty fantastic.
dammn 0
creative ? lol what a dick though :P
GrapefruitZoe 0
Oh, and what a loser.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Aww I make Sims out of my closest friends and boyfriend, too. At least he didn't make his Sim get together with your best friend or your sister. Don't worry. You'll live. I promise.
untouched 0
haha awkward that you had the sims as your life though