Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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meetmeinhell 0
wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao
savy_77 0
That was rude. You don't need him
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Dustwel 0
Kill off his sim and take a screenshot. Make it his desktop background with the same note he left you. Then just sit back and enjoy the drama ensue :-)
fiona122 0
Y is this a FML???? He got rid of himself for you!! Now you are single to find a MAN, not a boy, that isnt a coward and respects you and is most of all, is worth it... to be honest, I think you should thank him.
kdog_yeahcuh 0
dayummmm son! yeah that sucks, but its funny. still sucks though. have his sim suck a dick.
Alex_DeLarge 0
That. Is. Awesome.
idkmybffjill1 0
how old are you, really? unless you're like 10 it makes sense
jshen 0
...What a douche :P
MissingHim 0
This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever laid eyes upon... You're boyfriend is hysterical... Oh, I'm sorry... EX Boyfriend :)
Ohnoitslindsay 0
#90. The Sims is a simulation and strategy game developed by one of the leading video game producers in the world (Electronic Arts: FIFA, Spore, Rock Band, Madden, Sim City, Medal of Honor). It is the top selling computer game in history and has sold over 16 million copies worldwide. Males make up 50% of the player base. You should probably know the game before you talk shit. If you can tear yourself from Halo long enough.
savan7 0
Maybe you should've pay more attention to him than the game and there was some circumstances for doing this. It was the smart move then.
golog 0
If you are dating on sims, you are really too immature to be in a relationship in the first place