Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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meetmeinhell 0
wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao
savy_77 0
That was rude. You don't need him
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skiesofgreen 0
#27 no one said breaking up was easy, doesn't make a person less of a jerk for not having the decency to do it face to face. Just because something is hard isn't an excuse to be an asshole about the way you do it. Funny thing is back in the day people actually had to do it in person, and it didn't kill them. Weird I know, but then again I suppose we may have all devolved so much that it really is just too emotionally damaging for men (or woman as the case may be) in this day and age to do anything difficult in person. So of course it's totally acceptable to be a complete ass and wimp about breaking up, I mean they might just have to deal with someone's emotions, and you know life in general, and that's hardly an acceptable thing to expect. Life after all is scary... it always seems to end in people dieing...
collegegirl8 0
YDI- anyone who has made herself and her boyfriend characters on the Sims is probably way too clingy and immature to have a relationship with. sorry.
Atropos_fml 0
Hahaha, that's actually very creative. Sorry it happened but he's pretty clever. :P
gregthestrange 3
kudos to him for being inventive
zland 0
Hmm. Clever. kinda funny. Still sucks though. sorry.
Maultet 0
That sucks big time. Oh, well atleast you dated someone that creative. Way to pick em'
pineapples_fml 5
wow, what a douche- at least you know he put some actual thought into how he would dump you
strangersdk 0
#27 you don't really know men apparently. There are a few main reasons in my experience why a man won't break up with a girl face-to-face. Most often, it's because they don't want to have to deal with all the questioning and crying that happens. When a guy breaks up with a girl there are questions and accusations and it goes on and on, and it's not usually like that the other way around. You are doubtlessly horribly alone and should always remain alone for having no clue what you're talking about.
MoobyTheCow 2
#27: After a certain point, basic respect and etiquette demand that you break up face-to-face. If a relationship has gotten as far as you describe, it is most certainly a must, unless a face-to-face is impossible (such as long-distance, and even then you should get as personal as possible such as over the phone.) Barring extenuating circumstances (such as feared physical abuse), it is never ok to end a serious relationship without making some way for the other person to respond in real-time. Email, snail mail, Facebook/MySpace, The Sims, getting your friend to do it, etc. are out (unless you're in middle school and you think your relationship is serious when it actually isn't.) Also, breakups are not the place for creativity. No one appreciates your artistic flair when you're rejecting them. Save banners, ball games, flashing lights, The Sims, World of Warcraft, puppets, hidden messages in food, poems, or any other self-expression for a different occasion.
klassic09 0
maybe he thinks you spend too much time playing Sims. ha. But yeah... that sucks. he is a douche.