Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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meetmeinhell 0
wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao
savy_77 0
That was rude. You don't need him
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littlemuffet 0
SNAP, SON.
callargh 0
The Sims provides plenty of methods of revenge...
lowcapacityx 0
PEOPLE PLAY SIMS!? WTFFF.
Flowerchild555 0
You made yourselves in Sims? Ok, I really like Sims but that's going a bit overboard. Sorry about the break up though. You'll find someone better, just wait and see.
xKattAttack 0
I'm pretty sure #27 was being satirical, lmao.
blacklagoon_fml 0
The Sims 2 is great! I bet you're excited for The Sims 3! Yeah but that does suck. Who makes themselves and their boyfriend into Sims 2 characters anyways?
hockeygirl202 0
if a guy doesnt even have the balls to break up NOT using a game, hes not what you want anyway.
AnnaSeptic 0
Sorry, but I had to laugh at that. He needs to grow a pair, but at least he's original. I'm sure a Sim breakup has never been done before.
McLaughlane 0
wow, what a coward. I'm sorry. :(
tipple 0
Hmmm, 2 sides to every coin, I guess. I came in here to say what a baby your ex is, and there is no redeeming aspect to his behaviour. However, some of the posts here have helped me reconsider. *Perhaps* this was his way of saying he thinks you are too much into the SIms game, and too little into real life and having a real boyfriend. In which case YDI. However, I find the above very unlikely because normally boys of that age are far more into their computer games than girls are. Still, a question to OP: Did you go to bed way after your BF the night before because you were playing on SIms?