By spiderhater - United States
Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML
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By  Alex_DeLarge  |  0

Today I was hanging out with my boyfriend in my room when I saw a giant spider and started freaking out. The next thing I know, my father bursts in the room and clubs my boyfriend in the head with a Louisville slugger. FML