Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML
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Aera_fml
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Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~
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Pitaace
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at least he didn't shoot you
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Aera_fml
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Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~
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responses
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metal or wood?
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bobnorris
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slap a ho!!!
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nosedive1994
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that must have been pretty awkward for him when you woke up and she explained it
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Thabb
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You can't be with someone ( at least when you're not an adult yet ) if they have shitty parents like that
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snagglepaste
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#147 haha that's so important
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DiscountDJ25
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Tonight's "Oh Shit!" moment is brought to you by Louisville Sluggers!
...And spiders.
...And spiders.
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DeepfriedT
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153 I'm guessing wood because OP is still alive and can remember it happening. None the less FYL
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d0rkaSAUR
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aw that sucks!
I'd scream too though, but I wouldn't my boyfriend to get hit -.-
I'd scream too though, but I wouldn't my boyfriend to get hit -.-
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mutantcow
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ouch.
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lawlawlawl
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and your g.f couldnt explain to her dad that there was a spider on the wall? succcks balls
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disgustingroomie
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obviously you're pretty trustworthy
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Alex_DeLarge
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Today I was hanging out with my boyfriend in my room when I saw a giant spider and started freaking out. The next thing I know, my father bursts in the room and clubs my boyfriend in the head with a Louisville slugger. FML
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Jaxro
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Hahahahaha, dude that's horrible. However, spiders are scary.
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deathbybutterfly
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Have you never met her dad before? Or did you sneak into her room? I would think that he would have only hit you if he didn't know you were there..
that really sucks though.. :(
that really sucks though.. :(
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ilikchips
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dang lol that suckss
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Pitaace
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at least he didn't shoot you
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HateMySister
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Optimism