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Same thing different taste
Very very frightening
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It was an accident!
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Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~
slap a ho!!!
that must have been pretty awkward for him when you woke up and she explained it
153 I'm guessing wood because OP is still alive and can remember it happening. None the less FYL
aw that sucks! I'd scream too though, but I wouldn't my boyfriend to get hit -.-
ouch.
and your g.f couldnt explain to her dad that there was a spider on the wall? succcks balls
Today I was hanging out with my boyfriend in my room when I saw a giant spider and started freaking out. The next thing I know, my father bursts in the room and clubs my boyfriend in the head with a Louisville slugger. FML
Hahahahaha, dude that's horrible. However, spiders are scary.
Have you never met her dad before? Or did you sneak into her room? I would think that he would have only hit you if he didn't know you were there.. that really sucks though.. :(
dang lol that suckss
at least he didn't shoot you
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Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~
at least he didn't shoot you