FML : Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with...

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Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By spiderhater - / Sunday 12 April 2009 18:11 / United States

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By Aera_fml | 0

#105651 - Sunday 12 April 2009 10:35

Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~

By Pitaace | 0

#105687 - Sunday 12 April 2009 10:41

at least he didn't shoot you

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By Aera_fml | 0

#105651 - Sunday 12 April 2009 10:35

Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~

responses | 0

#809446 - Saturday 30 January 2010 03:50

metal or wood?

bobnorris | 0

#897481 - Saturday 27 February 2010 03:35

slap a ho!!!

nosedive1994 | 0

#981260 - Sunday 18 April 2010 08:21

that must have been pretty awkward for him when you woke up and she explained it

Thabb | 0

#988734 - Thursday 6 May 2010 03:09

You can't be with someone ( at least when you're not an adult yet ) if they have shitty parents like that

snagglepaste | 0

#1019923 - Saturday 5 June 2010 06:22

#147 haha that's so important

DiscountDJ25 | 0

#1151638 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 07:55

Tonight's "Oh Shit!" moment is brought to you by Louisville Sluggers! ...And spiders.

DeepfriedT | 1

#1293150 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 04:03

153 I'm guessing wood because OP is still alive and can remember it happening. None the less FYL

By d0rkaSAUR | 0

#105659 - Sunday 12 April 2009 10:38

aw that sucks! I'd scream too though, but I wouldn't my boyfriend to get hit -.-

By mutantcow | 0

#105670 - Sunday 12 April 2009 10:39

ouch.

By lawlawlawl | 0

#105671 - Sunday 12 April 2009 10:39

and your g.f couldnt explain to her dad that there was a spider on the wall? succcks balls

By disgustingroomie | 0

#105674 - Sunday 12 April 2009 10:40

obviously you're pretty trustworthy

By Alex_DeLarge | 0

#105676 - Sunday 12 April 2009 10:40

Today I was hanging out with my boyfriend in my room when I saw a giant spider and started freaking out. The next thing I know, my father bursts in the room and clubs my boyfriend in the head with a Louisville slugger. FML

By Jaxro | 6

#105677 - Sunday 12 April 2009 10:40

Hahahahaha, dude that's horrible. However, spiders are scary.

By deathbybutterfly | 0

#105679 - Sunday 12 April 2009 10:40

Have you never met her dad before? Or did you sneak into her room? I would think that he would have only hit you if he didn't know you were there.. that really sucks though.. :(