By spiderhater - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML
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Aera_fml 0

Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~

at least he didn't shoot you

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Aera_fml 0

Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~

responses 0

metal or wood?

slap a ho!!!

that must have been pretty awkward for him when you woke up and she explained it

Thabb 0

You can't be with someone ( at least when you're not an adult yet ) if they have shitty parents like that

snagglepaste 0

#147 haha that's so important

DiscountDJ25 0

Tonight's "Oh Shit!" moment is brought to you by Louisville Sluggers! ...And spiders.

153 I'm guessing wood because OP is still alive and can remember it happening. None the less FYL

aw that sucks! I'd scream too though, but I wouldn't my boyfriend to get hit -.-

and your g.f couldnt explain to her dad that there was a spider on the wall? succcks balls

disgustingroomie 0

obviously you're pretty trustworthy

Today I was hanging out with my boyfriend in my room when I saw a giant spider and started freaking out. The next thing I know, my father bursts in the room and clubs my boyfriend in the head with a Louisville slugger. FML

Hahahahaha, dude that's horrible. However, spiders are scary.

Have you never met her dad before? Or did you sneak into her room? I would think that he would have only hit you if he didn't know you were there.. that really sucks though.. :(

dang lol that suckss

at least he didn't shoot you