By spiderhater - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML
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Aera_fml 0

Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~

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at least he didn't shoot you

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Aera_fml 0

Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~

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responses 0

metal or wood?

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bobnorris 0
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slap a ho!!!

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nosedive1994 0
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that must have been pretty awkward for him when you woke up and she explained it

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Thabb 0

You can't be with someone ( at least when you're not an adult yet ) if they have shitty parents like that

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snagglepaste 0

#147 haha that's so important

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DiscountDJ25 0

Tonight's "Oh Shit!" moment is brought to you by Louisville Sluggers! ...And spiders.

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153 I'm guessing wood because OP is still alive and can remember it happening. None the less FYL

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d0rkaSAUR 0
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aw that sucks! I'd scream too though, but I wouldn't my boyfriend to get hit -.-

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and your g.f couldnt explain to her dad that there was a spider on the wall? succcks balls

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disgustingroomie 0

obviously you're pretty trustworthy

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Today I was hanging out with my boyfriend in my room when I saw a giant spider and started freaking out. The next thing I know, my father bursts in the room and clubs my boyfriend in the head with a Louisville slugger. FML

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Jaxro 6
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Hahahahaha, dude that's horrible. However, spiders are scary.

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Have you never met her dad before? Or did you sneak into her room? I would think that he would have only hit you if he didn't know you were there.. that really sucks though.. :(

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dang lol that suckss

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at least he didn't shoot you

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