Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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meetmeinhell 0
wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao
savy_77 0
That was rude. You don't need him
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Comments (211)
Sunako_fml 9
If he wants to end a relationship, the least he could do is man up and tell you in person. Those who do that through video games, I don't care how creative they get, are fking immature. You're better off without him.
shazady 0
I can't believe there are people on here who think making themselves on the Sims is weird. I also didn't know playing video games with your boyfriend would be a major turnoff. Oh, the things I learn on FML.
nodbor 11
Sims 2 be like a pussy way to braked up with someone
brydeec 0
FYL. That dude is obviously a pussy if he had to break up with you over the Sims. You're better off without him. :)
nodbor 11
Sims 2 be a pussy way of break up with someone to my also.
Oriina 0
Did you kill the Sim afterwards? Though in all seriousness, you're obviously better off without him if he can't even do a face-to-face break-up.
skiesofgreen 0
#75 - I think this is the first time I've ever heard (a guy? maybe not?) refer to a girl playing video games with her boyfriend as a major turn off. Wouldn't it be nice to share interests and what ever happened to the whole "dude she actually likes video games, SWEET" factor. I mean, wow, hmmm, I don't quite know how to reply to that. I'm gonna have to go ponder this one for a while now... I'm beginning to have to question half the comments made to me by my male friends during the past decade. fmylife is obviously way to life shattering for me... =p
neonsherbert 0
ahahaha. Kudos to him, dude. That's amazing. This made my day.
Vinny66 0
That's really weird.
flamingice 0
87- Yeah, but guys prefer that girls play something...more action-related...it's kinda like telling a guy, "Hey, I play video games!" and then playing "Barbie's Adventures in Lalaland" or something. Not saying that this is what the OP does but yeah, video games =/= instant turn on for a guy.