Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Gamers CAN have a love life
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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meetmeinhell 0
wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao
savy_77 0
That was rude. You don't need him
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BulldogQB4 0
Wow that is terrible. Sorry but I find humor in that too.
libertyprime 0
That's the exact opposite of romantic. Like, if he had asked you out on The Sims, then it might have been an interesting method if you were a big Sims person. Instead he broke up with you. That takes a whole new kind of neurotic.
gem322 0
Agreed with 22. Asking someone out that way would be adorable. Breaking up with them that way is no better than a text message. :( Forget the jerk. And LOL at 20 for arguing that any video game is more grown up than another. Srsly?
BigLord 0
#20 obvious troll is obvious.
sexyblender 0
I feel like such a jerk for laughing haha. Sry that does suck, guys an ass, but still very creative
sizzer 0
clever and hilarious, but what a dick .
cthulhu1138 1
As the above posters are well aware, breaking up is so trivial and painless a thing that everyone ought to have no trouble doing it face-to-face. Especially men, since everyone knows exactly how open and comfortable the typical male is with his emotions. It's most certainly impossible for anyone to spend days, even weeks trying to break up face-to-face, only to back down at the last moment, and for lack of courage find a more roundabout way of doing so. Surely anyone who fails to break up face-to-face must be doing it either out of spite or because they are assholes by their very nature.
Freudian_Slip 0
My first boyfriend broke up with me by writing out "I think we're better off as friends" on his cell phone and showing it to me. He was 17. You'll find someone better.
jmaczor 0
Did you guys ever talk at all in person? or was your entire relationship via sims?
alisonart 0
that sucks :/ clever way to break up though.