Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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meetmeinhell 0
wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao
savy_77 0
That was rude. You don't need him
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Comments (211)
Minstrels 0
Well, I've never heard of that before... Very clever. If it were the other way like #22, that would be really neat. But it's still insensitive. You're probably better off without him. :]
f_ckkl_fe 0
I dont know which is worse him dumping you through a computer game or you two playing sims 2 together and having yourselves as characters...but thats an asshole move on his part you dont need him he's pathetic.
jSOPURE 3
Is The Sims 2 any fun? You'll be fine. :(
lovergirl666444 0
WTF is wrong with your ex? Geez, he's such a loser, good thing you guys break up. He's an ass.
Kyzomo 0
how lame.
kaykay317 0
dont play video games with your boyfriend that would be a major turnoff without saying
Sunako_fml 9
If he wants to end a relationship, at least he should man up and tell you in person. Those people who do that through games are fking immature. You're better off without him.
liveitlearnit 0
Hahahaa I do that with my Sims too! I'm really sorry though. What an asshole. Drown his character. You know... erase the pool ladder. ;]
dang_fml 0
LMAO! Clever
InfiniteInsanity 0
For one thing - why hasn't any one of you thought of the possibility that her bf played too much SIM and so she just joined to spend time with him? And I do not really think the fact that they play the game or are characters in the game is the problem. The problem is the guy is an ass... though I have to tell you - not clever or unique. In Jan my bf dumped me by disappearing for 3 days and then popping up on Facebook having changed his relationship with status to his friend instead of me and then switched to MySpace to put status as "don't hate the playa, hate the game" with a sunglasses wearing smiley dude - gave me as a gift to her on own your friends and she proceeded to have me slap myself and then put me "on sale"... plus a whole lotta other ****** up shit.... so sorry but he is a loser, an ass, and unoriginal!!!!