Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
kultyre 7
Leave a ***** with a post it note on it reminding him he's easily replaceable as well.
boating_guy 33
A girl who plays video games and is good at them? He's a lucky guy...
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Comments (102)
SoultheWolf 19
I remember my first boyfriend fell in-love with me when we first met because I kicked his ass in SSBM. Apparently no one could beat him until I came. It was hilarious, everyone in the room went silent and their mouths hung in shock. XD I killed all 5 of his lives without him being able to get me over 100 damage points on me, and didn't get a single kill.
lainzilla 14
Replace him. He's a jerk.
Trainzboy 4
Well, being a hardcore gamer and tekkie in general, I would understand being shown-up by someone that wouldn't seem to be better than me (no offense). But if he REALLY liked you, I don't think he would go to that extent to 'show his dominance.' I've liked a few girls in my past, none of them being gamers. If anything, they were kind of computer-challenged. And I only appreciated them more for it.
picturescrazy 24
Not only is he replaceable, you can definitely upgrade with your next model. Guys would love a girl that plays video games. He doesn't know how lucky he is!
coolhandluke60 6
Your sexy JS and I do the same btw ha...
Bebbo_fml 21
OP, 5 has a good advice. Just make sure it's bigger than his.
Czech_Zidane 14
A cucumber will do then :-)
cougar41 8
I'd have written back saying SO ARE YOU MOFO. YOUR DUMPED !!!
HeartOfLead 24
I bet this is the same guy who let everyone he was talking to know that he was about to take a ten minute break for sex. That's immature.
greatfirstdate 18
What a sore ******* loser. Dump him, get a new beau, and say the same thing to your ex if he confronts you about it.
Ashley91129 6
Well, he's replaceable too.
xgetxbentx 13
Ydi for staying with him when he acts like this.