Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
kultyre 7
Leave a ***** with a post it note on it reminding him he's easily replaceable as well.
boating_guy 33
A girl who plays video games and is good at them? He's a lucky guy...
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Comments (102)
Neligee 9
You need to break up with that douch!
Dale194 0
Since he got beat at XBox maybe he isn't so good with his hands. He should re-think using his hands without you.
noisebox 1
But he's right you know, there's plenty of fish in the sea, ( at least there used to be).
annjulea 0
your boyfriend is an asshole. break up with him, he is much more easily replaceable than you are.
schalk 12
The note read you mean. Written words have no vocal chords so they can't say anything.
greatfirstdate 18
Who gives a ****?
lonecracker 5
Dump the loser.
tippi17 3
And the break-up note should read: Have fun ******* your magazine!
KrisztinaErika 2
That's sad and very funny lol
eirianna 0
My husband would get more upset when I lost against him on games I used to be able to beat him at with ease. The joys of parenthood and losing my mad skillz. He's easier replaced than you. Guys normally love a girl that can beat them at games.
BobbieH 19
That's outrageous, how crass and extreme. You might want to have a talk about his competitive attitude before it becomes more aggressive!