For weeks no less.... After having frequent ant invasions for years in my old house, I still meticulously inspect every black dot I see, moving or otherwise. I don't know how anyone could not notice that, especially if they were sleeping in the bed.

I would freak if I found that shit in my bed

@2 exactly my thought, it's kind of hard to miss. I guess op's cat did a pretty good job

2 - because OP's cat was getting rid of them all.

2- this hits close to home for me, I spent last night on the couch as my room is infested with ants right now. :/ I didn't really see them until it was too late because my carpet is dark, as my room is. plus they stuck mostly to the ground and didn't go up on my white furniture until two days ago. just my personal experience, I don't know how op is. and to op; spray them with Windex! it kills them immediately and wipes their scent trail.

And then you ate them all, 45?

My math book was infested with ants once. I took it home to do math and ants crawled over my whole room but they didn't stay there. Turned out my whole locker was full of ants

At least someone is cleaning your room.

Doesn't mean that they won't take over the pillow, then the rest of the bed, then slowly invade the rest of the house, then the world. Still think its no big deal?

"The Walling Ants" Season 1 - Episode 1: How the **** do I shoot them???

Walking ants? I appreciate the attempt. :)

I was being sarcastic.... -_-' **** me :/ I'm such shit at conveying sarcasm

She's been having sex on the bed. Sperm attracts ants

:| Well, that's definitely one fact I didn't need to know.

. . . cause thays how you get ants ;-)

This comment is so much win!

That awkward moment when the person right before you posted a better pun than yours.

Because ants are a sure sign that you're diabetic

Didn't you hear, Posthuman? That's how they test you for diabetes these days.

Just look for the stockier ant with the white moustache. He's probably the one that'll give you the diabetus.