Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
kultyre 7
Leave a ***** with a post it note on it reminding him he's easily replaceable as well.
boating_guy 33
A girl who plays video games and is good at them? He's a lucky guy...
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Comments (102)
Azrael9 11
Dump him. If he's not mature enough to handle being beaten by a girl gamer then you are wasting your time on him. There are not many female gamers out there and many a man would appreciate a female gamer.
_wraith 15
Surprisingly, there's more than you'd think. The Entertainment Software Association has a "Game Player Data" for 2012 and according to that women make up 47% of gamers. :D (I tried commenting earlier but I guess I can't post links.)
Epikouros 32
Playing Farmville or Angry Birds doesn't count :)
_wraith 15
Assuredly I don't play either, though I can't really speak for all women gamers. The same page mentions that women 18+ is a quickly growing demographic, though I guess that could apply to facebook games... I just hope it doesn't O_O
skyeyez9 25
He is an asshole. Saying you are "easily replaceable" means he does not value you, your relationship and you mean nothing to him. He will probably be like the guy in yesterday's fml where he broke up cause "he wanted to see other people" and end up not getting any for 5 years...and probably more years to come. This guy with his immature and hateful attitude needs to be dropped.
graphicstyle7 17
Hateful, nasty and inmature. Dump him, unless you see this as appropriate behavior, in which case I suggest a therapist or self-help book or two.
jaredofmo 22
If your boyfriend says you're replaceable, so is he.
thegoat01 6
haha! Yeah, if he's serious, then he's a tool. He may just be trying to push your buttons about the game, in which case it's hilarious. I think #67 has the right idea. I mean, it's Playboy, not an ex girlfriend or a coworker or any serious threat.
yentlben 2
Put all of his belonging in a box, place the magazine on top, shove everything to the left. Now put on Beyonce's "Irreplaceable"-just loud enough that he gets all the words, and you can't hear him whine. and commence kicking HIS ass to the curb. WHO can easily be replaced? Eh, brothah, please.
AddyGaming 8
I beat my boyfriend at Xbox all the time. He hates it so much!
Primmly 11
XD Sounds like a joke to me, I highly doubt he was being serious.
capnbzarr 43
Dump the man-child already. You'll be doing both of you a favor.
bridgetv25 8
HA! I'd totally replace his a** and then send him a pic of me and my new guy reminding him how replaceable he was and can we get that to the tune of beyonce's irreplaceable!