Work and Kids: Today, I had to take my eyes off my kid for a minute to respond...

By TiredParent - 09/10/2018 12:00

Today, I had to take my eyes off my kid for a minute to respond to an important work email. I was about to click send when I heard a flushing sound and mad giggling. It was the TV remote. FML

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By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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DELETE! DELETE!

By Mandi - 05/12/2022 16:00

Today, I accidentally called my boss and left a voicemail as I was yelling to my kid, "I NEED TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY BUTT! WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER?!" Followed by me yelling something like, "STOP WATCHING ME WIPE MY BUTT!" immediately after my kid walked in with baby wipes. FML

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By Sam l. - 10/11/2012 06:51 - United States

Today, my dog and I were sitting on the couch. I went to the bathroom, came back, and saw him walk over the remote, which caused the TV to change to the Hustler channel, just a few moments before my girlfriend walked through the door. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By lyle - 02/04/2021 08:00

Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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By justme - 09/02/2010 18:20 - France

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

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By scaredshitless - 10/04/2019 18:00

Today, at 2:30am, I heard my baby crying on the monitor. As I got out of bed, she stopped crying and started laughing. There's nobody else in the house. FML

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So pissed

By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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macone 30

Tuesday 9 October 2018 12:08

At least the kid isn't going to watch tv the whole day anymore.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 24 September 2018 3:53

Kids are wonderful, aren't they?

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 24 September 2018 3:53

Kids are wonderful, aren't they?

macone 30

Tuesday 9 October 2018 12:08

At least the kid isn't going to watch tv the whole day anymore.

Hejira Hayes 8

Tuesday 9 October 2018 13:02

What the hell kind of remote control can flush a toilet?

manofmerr 27

Tuesday 9 October 2018 15:35

Have you ever seen a movie called click?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 October 2018 17:23

Your TV remote can make flushing noises?!?!? That’s great — you can play that when you reject a bad show.

TheSminty1 17

Tuesday 9 October 2018 20:27

Apparently it can also giggle madly

i8cake 12

Tuesday 9 October 2018 20:23

I see a universal remote in your future! or 2 or 3 or...

TheSminty1 17

Tuesday 9 October 2018 20:25

Nothing good starts with "I took my eyes off {X} for a minute"

Kymberly Hams 12

Wednesday 10 October 2018 8:39

mine is only just walking and has alreafy worked out the baby gate. i found out because i found him cleaning the toilet witht the toilet brush 😂 they are great arent they 😂