Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
kultyre 7
Leave a ***** with a post it note on it reminding him he's easily replaceable as well.
boating_guy 33
A girl who plays video games and is good at them? He's a lucky guy...
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Comments (102)
chosha_fml 27
Leave him the mag and a box of tissues and a note saying, 'yeah good luck with that now you are single. '
interesting33 37
Sounds like he is trying to say he is only with you for the sex. He sounds mean
AholeCop 11
Leave a note next to his that reads, "Why? Does this magazine kick your butt on X-box too?"
thisguy45 2
You beat him at X-box? I would be really happy that you know how to play!
cheeky101 3
Jerk
avaeba 14
Time to dump him. He's clearly too immature and insecure to be dating anyone-only a cruel asshat would do something like that to someone he supposedly cares about.
charvisioku 22
As if any playboy girl would look twice at a child like him anyway. I'd get rid if I were you, he's clearly a dick.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Dump him. Getting told that "you're replaceable" to keep you in line with what they want is a classic sign of bullying and is not something you want in a relationship.
mianm4 4
Dump him.
Cainicide 5
Hilarious. This is something I would do. Except I don't own any magazines. Who needs em, with Internet?