Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law decided that she is going to be in charge of planning my wedding. All decisions must be approved by her, and anything she doesn't like will be thrown out. She also wants to go on our honeymoon with us to make sure I don't "defile" her son. FML
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Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML
Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML
Today, I was talking to my future mother-in-law about my upcoming wedding. She told me that I wasn't allowed to have the wedding at a church, nor wear a white dress, nor have roses for flowers, because that would mean I'd be "copying" her. FML
Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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doubledee8 16
Tell her to go flippity flappity f**k herself and that she could do that in her marriage not yours
arano 29
Bippity boppity bitch
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Comments (156)
doubledee8 16
Tell her to go flippity flappity f**k herself and that she could do that in her marriage not yours
BlackHawkSavior 28
What a clippity cluppity ****
arano 29
Bippity boppity bitch
samlovesham1234 9
Hahaha! I saw that in a Disney meme.
teni1983 4
omg, lololololol thank you thank you thank you for making me laugh my ass off... omg lmao
dragoongirl90 34
Best phrase in a comment ever.
The_Unlucky1 19
What an abracadabra Alakazam Asshole.
awspinks77 7
Federally ******' Fucktwat.
CupOfCoffee 14
Thank you for teaching me this new variant of "Go F yourself" :D
Xkillz302 10
tell her to flippity fluff & f**k off
taymichele16 15
Stand up to her maybe?
gabimk23 13
Tell her if she's not paying it's not her choice. There's no need for her to be a momzilla, you should make it how you want it :)
izzajaneful 24
Isn't defiling your new spouse the whole point of the honeymoon
xninix_fml 36
@88 That was my exact thought too lol.
DoomedGemini 38
You should be able to stand up to her, but honestly.. Even if you can stand up to her, if your fiancé can't I honestly would be rethinking the marriage a lot. If you don't have his support, I doubt she'll back off. She might not either way, but I really doubt she would without her son stand up to her. And fighting against her your whole marriage by yourself would be exhausting and extremely stressful. He needs to not only be able to support you in you standing up, he needs to stand right next to you.
gonnahurt 3
Paying or not... That is a total lack of respect... You should elope and send her the honeymoon pics of you TOTALLY defiling her son. Just sayin :D
cassiet 16
I think it's time for a serious talk between both of y'all.
Dale_shackleford 13
Yeah, this should be dealt with before anything else happens. My grandma on my dads side did that shit and the only reason she backed off was because my dad refuses to contact her for years and she was busy dealing with two of my meth addicted uncles. Trust me, if you can't get her to back off, it's all down hill from here.
organizse 28
Well... Time to elope.
pjsr 33
I love me some defiling
pd2902 22
Think it's time to have a little sit down with your fiancés mother, that ain't right :/
sp00derman 23
it sounds like you're marrying both of them
daengh 15
Yeah, well, she is. The *marriage* may be between her & hubby-to-be, but she's *marrying* the whole kit and caboodle.
sonasonic 34
Awww she cares so much about you that she wants to lift all your burdens off you, including taking her son's virginity! How touching.
Jaelkus 28
I have a feeling it's already been taken...
EvilKaa 17
Well, the mother-in-law is riding them both pretty hard. So they're kinda both getting ******.
junjunbun 28
Talk to your fiancé about it, she have no right to do that, so put on your wedding panties, stand up to her and plan the wedding without her approval, she should keep her big nose out of YOUR wedding... Congrats on the wedding btw, I hope you and your spouse will have a wonderful time. :3
interesting33 37
Agreed, what does she do if you decide to keep something in the wedding she does not like?
tyler_the_asiann 16
It's your marriage... Not ur mother in law's.
rosslynch553 16
Agreed #10