Pipe down, Brenda

By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 19:38 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law decided that she is going to be in charge of planning my wedding. All decisions must be approved by her, and anything she doesn't like will be thrown out. She also wants to go on our honeymoon with us to make sure I don't "defile" her son. FML
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doubledee8 16

Tell her to go flippity flappity f**k herself and that she could do that in her marriage not yours

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doubledee8 16

Tell her to go flippity flappity f**k herself and that she could do that in her marriage not yours

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teni1983 4

omg, lololololol thank you thank you thank you for making me laugh my ass off... omg lmao

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dragoongirl90 34

Best phrase in a comment ever.

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The_Unlucky1 19

What an abracadabra Alakazam Asshole.

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CupOfCoffee 14

Thank you for teaching me this new variant of "Go F yourself" :D

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Xkillz302 10

tell her to flippity fluff & f**k off

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gabimk23 13

Tell her if she's not paying it's not her choice. There's no need for her to be a momzilla, you should make it how you want it :)

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izzajaneful 24

Isn't defiling your new spouse the whole point of the honeymoon

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xninix_fml 36

@88 That was my exact thought too lol.

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DoomedGemini 37

You should be able to stand up to her, but honestly.. Even if you can stand up to her, if your fiancé can't I honestly would be rethinking the marriage a lot. If you don't have his support, I doubt she'll back off. She might not either way, but I really doubt she would without her son stand up to her. And fighting against her your whole marriage by yourself would be exhausting and extremely stressful. He needs to not only be able to support you in you standing up, he needs to stand right next to you.

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gonnahurt 3

Paying or not... That is a total lack of respect... You should elope and send her the honeymoon pics of you TOTALLY defiling her son. Just sayin :D

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cassiet 16

I think it's time for a serious talk between both of y'all.

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Dale_shackleford 13

Yeah, this should be dealt with before anything else happens. My grandma on my dads side did that shit and the only reason she backed off was because my dad refuses to contact her for years and she was busy dealing with two of my meth addicted uncles. Trust me, if you can't get her to back off, it's all down hill from here.

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pd2902 22

Think it's time to have a little sit down with your fiancés mother, that ain't right :/

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sp00derman 23

it sounds like you're marrying both of them

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daengh 15

Yeah, well, she is. The *marriage* may be between her & hubby-to-be, but she's *marrying* the whole kit and caboodle.

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sonasonic 34

Awww she cares so much about you that she wants to lift all your burdens off you, including taking her son's virginity! How touching.

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Jaelkus 28

I have a feeling it's already been taken...

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EvilKaa 17

Well, the mother-in-law is riding them both pretty hard. So they're kinda both getting ******.

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junjunbun 28

Talk to your fiancé about it, she have no right to do that, so put on your wedding panties, stand up to her and plan the wedding without her approval, she should keep her big nose out of YOUR wedding... Congrats on the wedding btw, I hope you and your spouse will have a wonderful time. :3

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interesting33 36

Agreed, what does she do if you decide to keep something in the wedding she does not like?

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tyler_the_asiann 16

It's your marriage... Not ur mother in law's.

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