By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 00:05 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 159
You deserved it 3 805

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Do the same when he's sleeping.

Your dad isn't the only one who thinks it's funny. *adds this to List Of Things To Do To My Children When They Become Teenagers And Piss Me Off*

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Do the same when he's sleeping.

That cat is like: "I came, I saw, I snorted that shit all over your daughter"

Aye, do the same to dad. And sprinkle it on his twig and berries

Your dad is Jigsaw.

Might sound dumb, but did it claw at you? I know some cats are flat out vicious but one of my cats just nuzzles it's food. Dumb question, but I'm curious.

As long as it is your cat you should be fine with it, my old cat never soent time with me amd i wouldve appreciated anything like that...even in that way

Even if it clawed the crap out of you? I highly doubt most people would consider being scratched spending quality time with their cat ...

Look on the bright side OP, you got a nice lick wash.

Or it flipped the fuck out and scratched OP up.

that must've been a CATastrophe anyone?? no... okay ill let myself out

No, no.. I will escort you out myself, like a sir.

Please do.

Did you just say...like a sir??? Allow me...

My aunt used to wake me up by putting droplets of water in my ear, yours is worse.

Your dad isn't the only one who thinks it's funny. *adds this to List Of Things To Do To My Children When They Become Teenagers And Piss Me Off*

I agree 100% Doc. This dad sounds like an evil genius. A hilariously evil genius.

FYL! Get him back!

I need to try that with my roommate...that's a killer prank.... I sure hope the cat was declawed...

yay declaw discussion!

never declaw your cat. just clip their nails like you clip your own. declawing is basically chopping off a knuckle, and then having to walk on them