By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 00:05 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML
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pandabrr 12
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Do the same when he's sleeping.

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DocBastard 38
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Your dad isn't the only one who thinks it's funny. *adds this to List Of Things To Do To My Children When They Become Teenagers And Piss Me Off*

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pandabrr 12
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Do the same when he's sleeping.

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Ambient25 24
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That cat is like: "I came, I saw, I snorted that shit all over your daughter"

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zomgbies 17
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Aye, do the same to dad. And sprinkle it on his twig and berries

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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Your dad is Jigsaw.

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Lioness8197 18
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Might sound dumb, but did it claw at you? I know some cats are flat out vicious but one of my cats just nuzzles it's food. Dumb question, but I'm curious.

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GrantEvans 14
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As long as it is your cat you should be fine with it, my old cat never soent time with me amd i wouldve appreciated anything like that...even in that way

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TunaFireStarter 16
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Even if it clawed the crap out of you? I highly doubt most people would consider being scratched spending quality time with their cat ...

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ItsMeDiegoG 8
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Look on the bright side OP, you got a nice lick wash.

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iAlissa 34
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Or it flipped the fuck out and scratched OP up.

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deathstroke990 22
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that must've been a CATastrophe anyone?? no... okay ill let myself out

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LittleBastard 20
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No, no.. I will escort you out myself, like a sir.

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Grayness_ 26
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Please do.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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Did you just say...like a sir??? Allow me...

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lisaroxmysoxx 16
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My aunt used to wake me up by putting droplets of water in my ear, yours is worse.

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DocBastard 38
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Your dad isn't the only one who thinks it's funny. *adds this to List Of Things To Do To My Children When They Become Teenagers And Piss Me Off*

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evilplatypus 38
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I agree 100% Doc. This dad sounds like an evil genius. A hilariously evil genius.

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FimogenFeels 14
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FYL! Get him back!

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worldclassrager 39
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I need to try that with my roommate...that's a killer prank.... I sure hope the cat was declawed...

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FrietvanPiet 16
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yay declaw discussion!

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kieralumina 30
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never declaw your cat. just clip their nails like you clip your own. declawing is basically chopping off a knuckle, and then having to walk on them

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