Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML
Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
Today, I eagerly jumped into a pile of leaves, only to discover via the stench that the neighborhood cats have obviously been using it as their makeshift litter box. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
It's more of a realistic game of the floor is lava. Join in, it's the best childhood game ever.
Blacksxe 1
Please tell me your son is like 3 years old so this makes sense. I would be very afraid if he was like 18 or 20.
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Comments (74)
kcal405 0
Those are two things I don't like :/ cats and kids so if you put them together...well I see the problem
MDTeddy 13
Doing anything with cat littler is just weird other than what it was meant for.
RogueWarrior869 23
Once, I drew on a small part of the wall with crayons. My mother saw it and made me clean the mess and then explained to me why it was bad. Never did it again. Depending on his age, give him a task to do in helping clean the mess. Urgh, good luck with getting the smell out. >_<
Pandacupcakelove 26
Will you guys chill! Stop dissing a freaking fourteen-year-old and get a life!
Sumalum 7
Who's picking on her? We're just saying her comments suck. Nothing personal.
hateevryone 15
Beat him
thebitnitz 5
Beats roaches
pandalover00 0
Only one thing to say... Should have used condoms, then u wouldnt have this problem
MrsMaybe 4
That is hilarious got me crying
GreenShoes 14
Best child troll yet. Give him time. lol