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How I feel at the kid's table

By Lewis - 19/01/2019 19:00 - France - Paris

But mooooom! I'm a grown man!

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Nilcole McGinnis 10

Monday 22 July 2019 13:08

Are his/her legs crossed?

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Nilcole McGinnis 10

Monday 22 July 2019 13:08

Are his/her legs crossed?

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Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML

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