Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML
Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
Today, I eagerly jumped into a pile of leaves, only to discover via the stench that the neighborhood cats have obviously been using it as their makeshift litter box. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
It's more of a realistic game of the floor is lava. Join in, it's the best childhood game ever.
Blacksxe 1
Please tell me your son is like 3 years old so this makes sense. I would be very afraid if he was like 18 or 20.
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Comments (74)
Sumalum 7
Your comments really annoy me.
Sumalum 7
Do you ever wonder why you always get thumbed down?
Sumalum 7
Yes. Lets fight. Wanna meet half way across the Atlantic?
mommasgirl4300 0
Wow my kid did that but with flower petals which was romantic but she's my daughter!!
twifan1901 0
So not the same thing
Pandacupcakelove 26
Ugh! Forget about her. I like your comments :) and you're right! Who cares if you get thumbed down, it's just FML!
misfortunatemiss 0
Have fun cleaning that up! ;)
linkinpark98 24
I can only imagine the look on your face when you found out. XD
SkoomaKi 28
Madison/Kayla, whatever your name is. I'll tell you why you get thumbed down so much, you state the obvious in every comment you post. People already know what's in the FML and how the OP must feel, you don't need to repeat it. Try to be creative!
Big_Chives 7
He won't think it's funny when he has to clean it up! And chances are he won't do it again!
RaRachel 3
kids will be kids