Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, as I crawled into bed and hid under my blanket, I was hit with a very strong and familiar smell. The smell of piss. My cat had peed all over my only blanket. Guess I'll sleep under the mattress. FML
Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went to pee and noticed my pants were covered in what looked like a green dust. I touched it, sniffed it, and it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took my boots off again only to find that one of my cats had took a dump in one of them. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
This is why you make absolutely certain that your pets are toilet trained before you let them sleep on your bed.
CoyoteOldOne 17
Well, you shouldn't have been sleeping in the cat's nice, soft toilet. How inconsiderate of you.
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Comments (14)
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a ... ...wait on it... kitty situation. Yeeeeeoooooowwww!!!
exileonmainst 16
God that is just claw-ful. I’m feeling a-paw-lled at this truly un-fur-tunate situation. You must be feline horrible. Stay paw-sitive OP!
I'madumbass 19
Un-fur-tunate. Nice! #animalrefrences
I'madumbass 19
Thst sucks, OP, but I am sure if you look at this paw-sitively and have an oxygen mask or Febrezze or something while cleaning, you should be fine.
Dave_Davington 34
This is why you make absolutely certain that your pets are toilet trained before you let them sleep on your bed.
Catlover1130 14
Lol when I first got my cat he was three weeks old so I was bottle feeding him and teaching him how to use the litterbox when he got older and before he actually got the hang of the litterbox he shit in our bed while my boyfriend was asleep and I was at work. Twice.
Shabnam Moghal 14
What a shitty cat-astrophe.
boopingsnoot 25
I've been there. My babycat once pooped *inside* my pajamas. Talk about a surprise...
doodlecaboodle 9
that's why my kitten was designated to a cute little box with a flower pillow. :) she liked it quite well, woke up every morning to a bath
Lobby_Bee 18
She mad at you. You didn't give her attention when is most awake, in the middle of the night.
CoyoteOldOne 17
Well, you shouldn't have been sleeping in the cat's nice, soft toilet. How inconsiderate of you.