WTH happened?

By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 05:11 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
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ifinishlast 0

that's what you get for drinking too much kool-aid

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Pinky420 0

Dude I feel for ya!!! I have had many mornings where I don't remember the night before but basically after seeing and hearing from my friends what I did or wasn't suppose to do I was kinda of glad that I didn't remember so yeah I feel for ya

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SaintJimmy 0

I agree with Marcel Marceau when he says "......"

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Zhejan 0

Look at the bright side, at least your penis wasn't halfway through the garage wall

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redbluegreen 40

Hey, his girlfriend/step-mom might take offense to be called that!

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HahaYDI 0

Dust for fingerprints!!

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Intellectualist 0

Haha. This is amusing :) Sucks to be you!

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Pinky420 0

Dude I feel for ya!!! I have had many mornings where I don't remember the night before but basically after seeing and hearing from my friends what I did or wasn't suppose to do I was kinda of glad that I didn't remember so yeah I feel for ya

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shadexilmaendu 4

Makes me glad I don't hand my keys over when I drink. Your friend better have some damn good insurance.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Am I the only one to consider that he himself crashed the car and left himself the note??

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SaintJimmy 0

I originally agreed with the douchenozzle. What is this?! Twatwaffle! Buttmunch much???

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netbeui435 3

= drinking problem/alcoholic

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unomo 0

Because he had one fun night drinking? If someone has sex once does that mean there a nymphomanic? No! so stfu

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toink 0

This is boring. Where was your other sock?

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ifinishlast 0

that's what you get for drinking too much kool-aid

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TheLetterZero 7

YDI for drinking. YDI for drinking. YDI for drinking.

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friday1892 0

why does he deservie it for drinking... Really i bet you have drank before. Does that mean if u drink you automatically deserve something bad to happen to you? No, he just got ******* unlucky and had someone else trash his garage and car.

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riku3220 2

He doesn't deserve it for drinking so much as he does for drinking too much. If you're not in control of yourself or can't remember what happened the night before becasue you drank then you deserve it.

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andrewlmna 0

no...you're just a ****. who cares if he drinks??

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Matus 0

How horrible! There should really be a comma between "Sorry, Dude." Don't they teach drunks grammar? Oh, and YDI for drinking.

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Does it matter Mr. Grammar Nazi? Do you really fail to understand a 2-word sentence just because of a stupid comma not being there? Wow, you're awfully DUMB! Yeah that's right, I called a comma STUPID! Is el stupido grammar Nazi going to kill me for it? And why don't you yell at the person who wrote the note if you're that bent out of shape over it? OP didn't write it

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Clarkx100 0

Lol, ouch. Sucks to be you. Btw, other people here giving YDI for drinking, stop being self righteous. Many people drink.

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flying_vegan 0

EXACTLY! Everyone (everyone!) enjoys the occasional drink, and at least he's not doing crystal meth (and if he is, he isn't claiming it to be the cause of his FMLs). Anywho, this guy does deserve it, but not for drinking. He deserves it for wearing socks. If you cannot root your spirit into the earth then YDI.

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