Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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uhmfml 0
that is why you don't drink to your blackout point. YDI. I really don't feel bad for you
boatiebanter 0
YDI for getting into such a ridiculous state, but seriously? He sent it to everyone you know? That's a massive dickmove so FYL as well.
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Comments (189)
tbritish1022 0
nice job being a responsible drinker
Seti_fml 0
Thats a good idea your dad had. I'm going to guess that you wont get that drunk again for fear of another picture being taken.
genius_man16 1
*places in the memory bank* That's something that I gotta remember when I have kids. YDI for getting into that situation to begin with.
lmmmr 0
I'm sorry, but if you're going to be so irresponsible while still living in your parent's home, you totally deserveit.
24788 7
lol, he owned you in a good way.
sleepykid00 2
Well deserved, depending how strict your parents are. Personally, I wouldn't go as far as emailing the picture to everyone, but I would keep backup pictures to show the grand kids. It was your fault for coming home stupidly drunk.
lazorzpewpew 0
Sounds like it was some good times! :D
prttyyngthng 0
For those who are wondering WTF, I'm assuming that she was either dropped off or walked home, and snuck into the house or something and went to go take a piss. While in the process of trying to do that, she either fell off of the toilet, or she just plain passed the hell out before she could even get that far, which would be even funnier, cause then she'd most likely be in the middle of a puddle of piss. Her dad discovered her, most likely smelled the liquor (he'd have to if she was THAT damn drunk) and decided to take the pic to embarrass the shit out of her and teach her one HELL of a lesson... I agree with #35, I must keep this in my mental roladex of creative punishments, cause this is just TOO good. Your dad FTW!
ladidadi 0
I agree with everyone who's saying this was really creepy of the dad. What dad takes a picture of his daughter with her skirt down (especially if she's underage...that really makes my skin crawl) and then sends it to everyone? Soooo pervy. Sooooo not an appropriate punishment. And besides, now that I think about it, we know this chick is at least old enough to drive, because she was asking her dad for a ride to her car, so how do we know she's not 21 and drinking legally?
revezone 0
Alcoholics [not so] Anonymous FAIL!