You have the same voice!

By EternalBlossom - 14/07/2015 05:03 - United States

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Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
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Adeptus_Astartes 22
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At least he didn't say, "Who's your daddy?" in return.

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DaRito 25
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I still wonder how people manage to do this.

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Malecent 13
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Holy shit I write damn and I get 20 dislikes he writes damn and gets 52 upvotes. I never realized how stupid society was until now ?

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NeatNit 32
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There goes the mood.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22
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At least he didn't say, "Who's your daddy?" in return.

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lunaangel 14
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oh but how perfect would that be if he did followed by a you are and a long lecture just to keep it from getting creepy

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peceout 29
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Yeah, that would be a whole different FML.

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ProfessorMctitie 20
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so now he knows his daughter is a naughty girl

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PandaSmile 24
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How. How did you do this?

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JMichael 25

I'm assuming it went like this.. OP: Hey baby. I'm ready to have sex. I'm touching myself right now thinking about you. OP's dad: Honey, I appreciate the sentiment but your mother would kill me.

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RenoTheRhino 30

Maybe OP wasn't wearing her contacts when she opened her contacts on her phone, and clicked on "Daddy" instead of "David

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PePziNL 20

Or she used the voice command feature on her phone, and instead of 'Phillip' the phone called 'Dad' because voice recognition on phones fucking sucks

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RedPillSucks 31

because she was using an iPhone and she's Scottish

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ghetto_child 19
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when he answered the phone you weren't able to tell the difference between their voices?

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achoo123 13
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She might have just started talking, not allowing her dad to speak first.

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DaRito 25
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I still wonder how people manage to do this.

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ComoEsJuan 24
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Excitement tends to cloud judgement sometimes.

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AnthraxPrincess 18
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Maybe similar names in the phone like "Dad

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thatonetribute 31

My only guess is that both her boyfriend and her dad were under "daddy" in her phone.

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vinnerator 7
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maybe she got confused Danny from daddy

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RedPillSucks 31

or Brad and Daf

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k_th0m 15
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You guys are going to have a fun conversation tonight!

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chrisann1023 21
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That had to be embarrassing... I'm sorry that happened to you :/

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vampire623 6
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that has to be the understatement of the year

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chrisann1023 21
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What go you want me to put? That I'm happy for her? -_-

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sunnyskys 25
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dees nuts! Ha, got em!

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Marleymoocheeks 3
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I'm not sure which one of you would be more mortified.

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