By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
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silvercamaro 22

He could be passed out drunk, so walking away and leaving him alone could actually result in him dying.

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spatula232 25

That's when you turn around and walk away...

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silvercamaro 22

He could be passed out drunk, so walking away and leaving him alone could actually result in him dying.

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katieemerr 15

I disagree #1 OP doesn't state anything about the dads health, anything could be wrong with him and even though it's not pleasant I think it's their duty to make sure he's okay and help if needs be..

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Mauskau 35

He could have had a heart attack or something, you don't just leave someone there when they're passed out.

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foxwasalamb 24

or if he is drunk, he can puke and choke on it. and die. x.x

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LowExpectations 30

#36 is right, you can't just leave him there without drawing some penises on his face. But seriously though, if you truly care about someone you don't leave them unconscious by the toilet.

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Ichiya 29

Yes you drag him into the dining room and make him into a lovely center piece.

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incoherentrmblr 21

That must've been one powerful sh**...

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BasedComment 15

Turn down for what!

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jjjoey4 15

I understand, going to the bathroom when you're drunk is tough and takes it out of you!

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greg84_fml 21

Actually you're right. Going number 2 very drunk can make you pass out. Happen to a friend on mine.

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hard_candy 25

OP's bathroom must have been closer than his own, too.

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meatpopsicle69 7

Actually, #12 had the right idea. OP did say 'my bathroom.' Correct me if I'm wrong, but if I shared the bathroom with someone I would have said, "our bathroom" or "the bathroom."

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LowExpectations 30

I'm getting the feeling this happened in OP's own home.

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ulissey_fml 22

When you drink so much you can't do the maths anymore, you can just do the mat.

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LowExpectations 30

Sir, you are drunk, leave the internet alone and call it a day.

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pinkster2014 25

I agree. There should be a follow up! I want to know if the dad's okay!

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devildog562 33

Imma party with your pops . Makes me look sane with my pants off.

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