Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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uhmfml 0
that is why you don't drink to your blackout point. YDI. I really don't feel bad for you
boatiebanter 0
YDI for getting into such a ridiculous state, but seriously? He sent it to everyone you know? That's a massive dickmove so FYL as well.
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Comments (189)
blueknight1st 26
YFDI. Especially if you were drinking and not old enough to drink yet. Perhaps you should have limited yourself to only a few drinks instead of drinking to the point that you passed out. BTW, kudos go to you for NOT drinking and driving. That's the only thing you did right.
kellster 2
Uh, your dad should be arrested for having done that. Not that you didn't deserve it.
mikefeuer 0
******** dad.
aback 5
When you're a baby, your parents think you're the smartest thing in the world and they'll bore everyone to death with tales about your every bowel movement. They dream of what you may become. Will their baby be an astronaut? The President? A Nobel Prize winner? 15 years later, when reality hits, they get their revenge in any way they can.
annahoward 0
maybe your biggest problem now is finding out why your skirt was on your knees.
rocker8877 0
your dad is a ******* dickhole... i hope he dies... not really :P
bassmanchris 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA, Parental embarrassment is the best punishment. I hope you learned your lesson.
merri_fml 0
Why would your father do that... Like seriously, its your own fault for getting so wasted, but I don't know if it's my own personal paternal history talking here, but the fact that he did that makes me wary...
average_girl 0
Um nice dad u got there... Take a pic of him doing something rediculous and send it 2 everybody
cyxx 0
HAHAHAHA! Ownedddd. If you didn't have underwear on I agree that that would be inappropriate to send around - but you didn't say that, so I'm assuming you were still wearing underwear in the picture. In which case, YDI. You got yourself into the situation. If you didn't want people to know about it you shouldn't have done it.