Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
*clicks invisible "who cares" button*
tenniskettle 0
eh so you wasted some time, big deal, thats not a bad FML
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Comments (118)
crazyasian89 0
next time when your work schedule comes out. write it down. thats what most people do. Then you won't do something as stupid like showing up on your day off.
maddog_fml 0
@#36 What's wrong with you? No friends?
stinkybutt 0
well its not like you would have had your swimsuit so its not that bad. you would have had to go back to your house anyway right?
phonyreal98 0
This is a "This sucks" moment. Not an "FML" moment.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Haha my parents usually call e/o on their way home from work so they wouldve avoided that, but that's not like an obvious thing to do so FYL
MIKENYC 0
I can go over ur house and hit it
crampy 0
You've got the whole day! Go out to the beach and join him!
RDMC20 0
i like this one cause it sucks but unlike most of the made up bullshit on here this could happen
posampo 0
this isnt a fmylife, its just slightly annoying, post real ones people!
InkGothical 0
Hmmmm...you should probably know when you have the day off. YDI.