Work and Embarrassing: Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove...

By RandomTurtle109 - 19/03/2016 12:40 - United States - White River Junction

Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By StarbucksGirl - 16/12/2022 18:00

Today, I did the walk of shame at work after walking in 20 minutes late with a venti iced coffee in my hand for the umpteenth time, my boss then told me to pack up all my things and get out so I could have all the time in the world to get iced coffees. FML

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By viabbey - 24/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Cadillac

Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML

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By Chansus10 - 20/10/2014 15:03 - United States - Greendale

Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML

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By I hate my life - 15/11/2022 18:00 - Indonesia

Today, I came into work late, tried to sneak in, but got caught by my supervisor. Usually I wake up at 7am, hit the road around 7.30, arrive at work before 8am. Today I woke up at 5am, thought that I could go back to sleep for 2 hours, I went back to bed. When I woke up, it was already 9am. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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By hell - 14/11/2015 21:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 16:42 - United States

Today, I decided to show up early for work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager called to bitch me out for already being 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML

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By Tired - 12/01/2015 14:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said "Oh well. Get to work." FML

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WCARlover 34

Sunday 20 March 2016 12:56

Better to go in accidentally on a day off than to accidentally not go in on a day on! :p

seemetrot_fml 16

Sunday 20 March 2016 12:52

On the bright side, at least you didn't sleep in and waste your day off!

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cupcakesholic 10

Sunday 20 March 2016 12:49

Work does that to ya.

seemetrot_fml 16

Sunday 20 March 2016 12:52

On the bright side, at least you didn't sleep in and waste your day off!

SubparAtBest 23

Sunday 20 March 2016 13:05

I hate that so good

Sam_Dchi 23

Sunday 20 March 2016 13:36

I prefer to sleep in on my day off!!

WCARlover 34

Sunday 20 March 2016 12:56

Better to go in accidentally on a day off than to accidentally not go in on a day on! :p

neuronerd 28

Sunday 20 March 2016 12:57

At least that shows dedication, but perhaps some absentmindedness as well.

Mpii 11

Sunday 20 March 2016 13:02

You should have left with an expression like "It's my day off! And you guys need to work!" Not in an arrogant way though but rather jokingly.

Tomryan279 10

Sunday 20 March 2016 13:11

Check your schedule regularly

FelicityWishes 32

Sunday 20 March 2016 13:17

Oh no! Hope you don't live too far from work! Only upside is at least you were late when it didn't matter.

stayinbreezy 10

Sunday 20 March 2016 13:19

done this before lol

darshini_ii 24

Sunday 20 March 2016 13:45

That dedication inspires me

yerawizardlizzy 27

Sunday 20 March 2016 13:45

Walk of shame? Would have been a walk of joy for me. Sure, it's a little embarrassing, but you could go home and go back to sleep.

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