FML : Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go Home, it's your day off..." Walk...

Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go Home, it's your day off..." Walk of Shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By RandomTurtle109 - / Saturday 19 March 2016 12:40 / United States - White River Junction

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By WCARlover | 34

#6563097 - Sunday 20 March 2016 12:56

Better to go in accidentally on a day off than to accidentally not go in on a day on! :p

By seemetrot_fml | 16

#6563095 - Sunday 20 March 2016 12:52

On the bright side, at least you didn't sleep in and waste your day off!

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By cupcakesholic | 10

#6563094 - Sunday 20 March 2016 12:49

Work does that to ya.

By seemetrot_fml | 16

#6563095 - Sunday 20 March 2016 12:52

On the bright side, at least you didn't sleep in and waste your day off!

SubparAtBest | 23

#6563102 - Sunday 20 March 2016 13:05

I hate that so good

Sam_Dchi | 23

#6563122 - Sunday 20 March 2016 13:36

I prefer to sleep in on my day off!!

By WCARlover | 34

#6563097 - Sunday 20 March 2016 12:56

Better to go in accidentally on a day off than to accidentally not go in on a day on! :p

By neuronerd | 28

#6563098 - Sunday 20 March 2016 12:57

At least that shows dedication, but perhaps some absentmindedness as well.

By Mpii | 11

#6563100 - Sunday 20 March 2016 13:02

You should have left with an expression like "It's my day off! And you guys need to work!"
Not in an arrogant way though but rather jokingly.

By Tomryan279 | 10

#6563106 - Sunday 20 March 2016 13:11

Check your schedule regularly

By FelicityWishes | 32

#6563111 - Sunday 20 March 2016 13:17

Oh no! Hope you don't live too far from work! Only upside is at least you were late when it didn't matter.

By stayinbreezy | 10

#6563113 - Sunday 20 March 2016 13:19

done this before lol

By darshini_ii | 22

#6563125 - Sunday 20 March 2016 13:45

That dedication inspires me

By yerawizardlizzy | 27

#6563126 - Sunday 20 March 2016 13:45

Walk of shame? Would have been a walk of joy for me. Sure, it's a little embarrassing, but you could go home and go back to sleep.

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