By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 505
You deserved it 72

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you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^


That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

I just wAnted pplz to see my username.FML

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haha ya icecream> sex

hhhaaaaa yeahh!!

Icecream rocks and you knows it!

Who knows? Ice cream was probably better than the sex.

Or he wanted to spice things up.

you've chosen a winner.

I completely agree

boys will be boys

smoking kills

get cockblocked by the ice cream man

i didnt know 5 year olds posted on FML

WELL COME ON! its spring and everyone knows that the ice cream men are just starting to come out! he wanted to be one the first people to buy from that ice cream man! you should be more considerate and possibly even paid for his ice cream. im sure he woulda paid you back in bed later... ;)

Well you, at least you tried.

@2 so true so very true

COCKBLOCK!!!!!! Love The Ice Cream Man

that's what happens when you date 10 year olds .

ewwww pedaphile!

its spelt with an O not an A


If he was a 10 year old, they wouldn't have been making out. he'd would've been playing with Legos.