Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
*clicks invisible "who cares" button*
tenniskettle 0
eh so you wasted some time, big deal, thats not a bad FML
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Comments (118)
tigerarmy_13 0
this is by far the stupidest fml I've read...and wtf is #8 all about? disgusting!
meddude 0
are you looking at the correct #8? or did you mean #70?
Leaveittosteven 0
Sounds like someone needs something real to bitch about.
alfonzo 0
Stop complaining.
egaonogenki 0
Yet another reason why MY workplace is only 7/10ths of a mile from home! I don't ever want to commute more than 10 miles from home to anywhere every day.
zach5 0
@springbirder2 ok first of all STFU u have already said that on other FMLs. Second of all u r really retarded cause all u say on ur comment is Obama sucks. Really? Find something else to say and get a f***ing life.
zach5 0
For the OP though, it really had to suck that u had to drive that much and waste gas and money.
zach5 0
FYL
Stevieebabyy 0
That blows...but you're life wasn't really ******.
ambisaurus 0
do you work at ralphs? because my boyfriend was telling me about something like this that happened to someone at his work...
sic_maggot 0
Sounds more like a MLIA than a FML to me... I mean, i drive 40 mins for nothing every once in a while myself. I don't let it ruin my day and complain on Fmylife when I get home...