Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
*clicks invisible "who cares" button*
tenniskettle 0
eh so you wasted some time, big deal, thats not a bad FML
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Comments (118)
emovampire 0
Not an fml it's just a fail, this belongs on failblog
Mc09toofine 0
why is this an fml???? Sheesh i mean you made your local gas station happy i mean there's nothing really to complain about! LOL but no seriously this one sucks ... no offense. And #36 you're a waste of sperm and egg i hope somebody beats your ass because of how ignorant you are .,.. there is nothing wrong with Jewish people or gays... so why don't you hop off your computer and get a life.
kitkatkelly 0
I HATE when these things happen.
americayay 0
you wasted some gas. NOT an FML.
iwearfeathers 0
i thought everyone had a cellphone these day.
Kristoffer 35
Oh yeah, your life is SOOOOOOO ****** 'cause you drove an hour and 20 minutes more than you needed to have, on your day off. Boo freakin' hoo. Be glad you can drive at all; that you own a car, have your license, and can afford to pay for gas and basic maintenance for the car. I guess this can be a FML if you're an emo kid. "I suffered a mild inconvenience today! FML!"
pmac 1
OH MY GOD!!! Your life is so terrible!! You should cut yourself for even thinking this is an FML Really?!?!?!?! OMG I had to drive.........WTF?
redbluegreen 41
EMERGENCY SWIMSUIT AND JETPACK TO THE RESCUTE! You do have those handy, right?
BobbyD 0
They invented this thing a while ago, called a calendar. Learn to use it. Seriously.
AshleyRose784 0
shake it off and enjoy your day