Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
*clicks invisible "who cares" button*
tenniskettle 0
eh so you wasted some time, big deal, thats not a bad FML
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Comments (118)
bluenote_fml 0
If this is really a FML for you, I would say you don't have a L, which would be FYL indeed...
SimpleSimon 0
YDI, for not knowing when you day off is in the first place
Bastet1981 3
How can you not realise that it is your day off?
cattoe7 0
not FYL.. but your day does suck
Cromwellsandwich 0
Who cares? You don't have to work and can now drive back and hang out with your boyfriend at the beach.
pedrobrian 0
**** JEWS AND FAGGOTS
darkmis1 18
**** you! Anybody who thinks like that has serious issues and is a total a**!
Nai_fml 0
Well, you can **** them if you want, but I don't see what that's going to do for them.
TheUnthinkable 0
you are pathetic to type something that horrible on here! i am a jew and u don't know me! how can u possibly hate me or anyone, for that matter, just because of their RELIGION?! i think this anti-semitism crap is pathetic. and there is nothing wrong with being gay either! just because someone is attracted to someone of the same gender doesn't mean there is anything wrong with them! EVERYONE deserves to be happy! and I'm going to be the bigger person here and even go as far as to say, pedrobrian, even YOU deserve happiness even though you are so pathetic and horrible as to hate a person because of their differences. embrace other's differences and their beliefs and feelings, don't slander them because of it. geesh.
meddude 0
may i suggest you all go up to the first buried comment and #29's reply to it.
xtremelifter 0
not a fml moment
1234five 0
don't see the fml here...
maddog_fml 0
No FML, just an unlucky day. Next!
bloodyhell9398 0
not really an fml