Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
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Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
*clicks invisible "who cares" button*
tenniskettle 0
eh so you wasted some time, big deal, thats not a bad FML
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Comments (118)
xXlolololXx 0
Yeah, and. Who cares, so you had to drive to the beach on a nice day off of work to see your boyfriend, god your life is sooo horrible. They really need a "who cares" button here.
Herborist 0
This is way too benign to be on FML.
theanonimouse 0
Honestly, I had to read this three or four times before I could even come up with a half-legit reason this might be considered an FML for someone. I kept thinking maybe it was an FML because she's a really controlling bitch and her boyfriend snuck out and went to the beach? Maybe it's an FML because... she thought... he... had work? And then I realized apparently it's an FML because she has to drive back to the beach now. As opposed to what, heading over there in your work clothes and watching everyone else have fun in the ridiculous summer heat? Yeah. Your life REALLY sucks, OP. I feel for you.
SirJamie77 7
Careful now, I questioned the validity of several FML's on here and I've already been banned twice!
RideTheCulture 0
haha look at all these people complain that its not that bad. its meant to make you laugh people! and its pretty funny!
Compass 0
It's not like you were gonna go to the beach in your work clothes, right? Good thing you're home now!
jerseychickityy 12
learn how to read your frikkin schedule retard
rottentomatoes 7
your life isn't ******.. just sucks, but it happens.
PrimeStarscream 30
LOL FYL.
Bcfrmkc816 17
so what'd the deal? fml? not
anders09ma 7
Oh come on its a laugh at yourself moment! XD I would laugh at myself XD