Love: Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach...

By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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AliSama 17

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:00

that is not a bad thing. People get sick and everyone goes to the bathroom.

csigabajnok 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:01

So what? He thought girls never do the "poop" thing or a female fart is just a myth? Wake up, son!

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XxStraightupJG 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:47

Haha gross... and to #18 please don't say in a cup.. ever see 2 girls 1 cup?.. yeeeea.. not fun

howdidithappen 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:48

Haha! A little embarrising. At least he wasn't a dick about the situation. I mean everyone gets sick sooo...I think he did the right thing. Let you know which is a little awkward but funny, but not be mean.

Cloudy_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:50

"no shit story should be a FML unless you shit some where other than intended." What about if someone else shat on you or your belongings... Could that be an FML shit story?

greenman_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:50

#21 that's exactly why i said that ;) enjoy the image

greenman_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:53

#24 well then that is an FML for the person whose stuff got shit on. not who took the shit, because that shit was intended for the belongings. the FML depends on the party you are associated with

scar988 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:53

ahahaha. I've had my GF do the same thing. it's no big deal. I was playful about it and we laughed it off.

Megan_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:54

embarrassing...but why why he point it out like that???

SickOrSane 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:56

Atleast he didn't say, "That was so hot."

OMGhi2YOU 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:57

LMFAO @18 LLLLLOOOOLLLLL

bioclock 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:00

#24 I'm guessing you read that Craigslist article about the girl who had a guy spend the night (but didn't have sex with him), and woke up to cum on her face, bed, and in her hair, and went to the kitchen to find that he'd taken a dump on her kitchen floor? Yeah, that one was real FML quality. It was the chick's fault for bringing a stranger into her home, but still.