Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
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Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was at their house I got a tummy ache, then had loud explosive diarrhea. Twice. They definitely heard it all. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
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AliSama 17
that is not a bad thing. People get sick and everyone goes to the bathroom.
csigabajnok 0
So what? He thought girls never do the "poop" thing or a female fart is just a myth? Wake up, son!
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UpperSanctuary 0
Hahahaha- I have a healthy digestive system. If you had brains, you would know that diarhea means that this woman is ill. She is sick. She has a digestive disorder. Sickness is not sexy. You guys love poop, I know that, you love it I see that. You probably don't even flush. But, diarhea is an illness, and supposedly, as a species, we are not attracted to illness, bad smells, bad digestive disorders, ill health and bad health. This woman was so stupid that she thought that farting and spraying shit was okay for her bf to hear. Like I said, he was disgusted because that is not a healthy dump, it is a sign of illness and bad health. Oh, well, he probably won't ever think she is sexy again, HAHAHAHA, she should be embarrassed. No, I don't eat badly, I don't get diarhea, maybe she has chronic toxicity, or chronic gastrointestinal disorders. She has little energy, she eats junk food, she eats badly cooked food, she doesn't make sure she cleans knives that cut raw meat. Heck, she probably has intestinal worms. Oh, that is gross. She is gross, and she should be ashamed of being a disgusting human being. Hahahaha- he probably thinks she is a disgusting pig now. LMFAO You guys who love poop remind me of Downs syndrome and retarded people, they love shit, and you guys are probably just retards, so go back to special ed, and leave the sexy, smart people alone. Pffft! No one loves diarhea, it's an infection in the gut, what a bunch of stupid creeps.
UpperSanctuary 0
#82 is the lady who wrote this. Lila - sick much with stinkin' leaky diarhea? Fix your body, and fix your brain, stop being sick, get healthy.
seriously6 0
upper sanctuary is pathetic...who goes on a website and posts a comment that long just to hurt someone's feelings...clearly they have nothing better to do with their life and needs to take it out on someone
White_Oreo 0
I saw this and didn't lmao til i read #75 hilarious xD
FlavorfulUnicorn 4
I understand your pain, I too have a shy rectum. :( #73, you rock dude. Tell 'em like it is! As for everyone commenting on how disgusting it is, you think your shit doesn't stink? Get over yourselves. Pooing isn't attractive by any means, but everyone does it. And don't tell me you've never once in your life had diarrhea. Because that is a flat out lie.
ksockman152 0
hahahaha what a jokester
skankyourart 0
The first time I read this I was laughing so hard, I might have peed a little. Nice one.
Darrenlee69 0
stfu #83! shes sick
amirn86 0
Wow... This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time, MY stomach is hurting from LAUGHING But I hope you're feeling better lol :)
kotikoti 0
oh god i haven't laughed so hard in so long. poor girl. i'm actually feeling like this myself today luckily he's out with his dad tonight though :P feel better x