Today, the Australian police woke me up by knocking on my door and yelling my name. I start to panic, imagining the worst: burglars, murder, even drug trafficking. Apparently, I didn’t hear my alarm, so my boss called the cops to come and get me. FML
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IssacB
| 14
That's pretty intense. Your boss must love you
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TMO2142
| 25
Hey, least that means your work is valuble at where you work.
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TMO2142
| 25
Hey, least that means your work is valuble at where you work.
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IssacB
| 14
That's pretty intense. Your boss must love you
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rockergal21
| 16
at least he cares enough to wonder what happens to you! (:
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LogicalCore
| 6
Either your boss really cares about you, or is hellbent on making sure you show up.
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snowmanIam
| 8
Maybe, the boss is his lover and she was scared he was hurt.
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Tripartita
| 44
We don't know the gender of the boss, but as far as the OP goes, Coriolis force only affects non-gender fluilds; female up north is the same as female down unda'.
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Phantomsnake
| 10
I thank God you are not a movie director.
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snowmanIam
| 8
maybe I am
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Tripartita
| 44
"Ma'am, there's been reports of a burglar in your area—"
"My god, was anything taken?!"
*puts on sunglasses* "Company time."
"My god, was anything taken?!"
*puts on sunglasses* "Company time."
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snowmanIam
| 8
Remember we don't know the gender or the OP
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yerawizardlizzy
| 27
I totally pictured Horatio from CSI Miami when reading that comment.
Also, 22, it makes no difference in this situation.
Also, 22, it makes no difference in this situation.
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snowmanIam
| 8
he said ma'am so obviously he is describing the OP. is he not?
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LylliB
| 3
I love how drug trafficking seems to be the ultimate bad here, outranking murder somehow?
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MidnaLink
| 32
Okay, it's official. Your boss is either Satan himself, or you have a BIG habit of truancy. Pick one.
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IorvethTheXolo
| 8
Or OP is known for being punctual and the boss thought something must be wrong for OP to not show up at work on time.
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ssnow_fml
| 20
That's quite an escort to the office
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sk8erd
| 15
This is just how I feel... I feel like thats pretty psycho of your boss...