By Love2sleep - 20/04/2013 04:31 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the Australian police woke me up by knocking on my door and yelling my name. I start to panic, imagining the worst: burglars, murder, even drug trafficking. Apparently, I didn’t hear my alarm, so my boss called the cops to come and get me. FML
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IssacB 14

That's pretty intense. Your boss must love you

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TMO2142 25

Hey, least that means your work is valuble at where you work.

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TMO2142 25

Hey, least that means your work is valuble at where you work.

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IssacB 14

That's pretty intense. Your boss must love you

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rockergal21 16
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at least he cares enough to wonder what happens to you! (:

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LogicalCore 6
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Either your boss really cares about you, or is hellbent on making sure you show up.

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snowmanIam 8
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Maybe, the boss is his lover and she was scared he was hurt.

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Tripartita 44
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We don't know the gender of the boss, but as far as the OP goes, Coriolis force only affects non-gender fluilds; female up north is the same as female down unda'.

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Phantomsnake 10
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I thank God you are not a movie director.

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Tripartita 44
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"Ma'am, there's been reports of a burglar in your area—" "My god, was anything taken?!" *puts on sunglasses* "Company time."

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snowmanIam 8
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Remember we don't know the gender or the OP

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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I totally pictured Horatio from CSI Miami when reading that comment. Also, 22, it makes no difference in this situation.

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snowmanIam 8
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he said ma'am so obviously he is describing the OP. is he not?

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LylliB 3
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I love how drug trafficking seems to be the ultimate bad here, outranking murder somehow?

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MidnaLink 33
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Okay, it's official. Your boss is either Satan himself, or you have a BIG habit of truancy. Pick one.

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IorvethTheXolo 8
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Or OP is known for being punctual and the boss thought something must be wrong for OP to not show up at work on time.

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ssnow_fml 20
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That's quite an escort to the office

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sk8erd 15
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This is just how I feel... I feel like thats pretty psycho of your boss...

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