FML : Today, the Australian police woke me up by knocking on my door and yelling my name. I start to panic, imagining the worst: burglars, murder, even drug...

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Today, the Australian police woke me up by knocking on my door and yelling my name. I start to panic, imagining the worst: burglars, murder, even drug trafficking. Apparently, I didn’t hear my alarm, so my boss called the cops to come and get me. FML

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You deserved it

By Love2sleep - / Saturday 20 April 2013 04:31 / Australia - Brisbane

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By IssacB | 14

#6595930 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 05:33

That's pretty intense. Your boss must love you

By TMO2142 | 23

#6595926 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 05:31

Hey, least that means your work is valuble at where you work.

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By TMO2142 | 23

#6595926 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 05:31

Hey, least that means your work is valuble at where you work.

By IssacB | 14

#6595930 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 05:33

That's pretty intense. Your boss must love you

By rockergal21 | 16

#6595940 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 05:36

at least he cares enough to wonder what happens to you! (:

By LogicalCore | 6

#6595944 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 05:39

Either your boss really cares about you, or is hellbent on making sure you show up.

By snowmanIam | 8

#6595945 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 05:40

Maybe, the boss is his lover and she was scared he was hurt.

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Tripartita | 43

#6596254 - Wednesday 4 May 2016 12:31

We don't know the gender of the boss, but as far as the OP goes, Coriolis force only affects non-gender fluilds; female up north is the same as female down unda'.

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Phantomsnake | 10

#6596513 - Wednesday 4 May 2016 06:34

I thank God you are not a movie director.

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snowmanIam | 8

#6597009 - Wednesday 4 May 2016 08:00

maybe I am

By Tripartita | 43

#6595969 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 06:05

"Ma'am, there's been reports of a burglar in your area—" "My god, was anything taken?!" *puts on sunglasses* "Company time."

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snowmanIam | 8

#6597011 - Wednesday 4 May 2016 08:02

Remember we don't know the gender or the OP

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yerawizardlizzy | 27

#6597207 - Thursday 5 May 2016 01:11

I totally pictured Horatio from CSI Miami when reading that comment. Also, 22, it makes no difference in this situation.

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snowmanIam | 8

#6598014 - Friday 6 May 2016 01:42

he said ma'am so obviously he is describing the OP. is he not?

By LylliB | 3

#6595972 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 06:07

I love how drug trafficking seems to be the ultimate bad here, outranking murder somehow?

By MidnaLink | 30

#6596016 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 07:08

Okay, it's official. Your boss is either Satan himself, or you have a BIG habit of truancy. Pick one.

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IorvethTheXolo | 8

#6596228 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 11:41

Or OP is known for being punctual and the boss thought something must be wrong for OP to not show up at work on time.

By ssnow_fml | 20

#6596024 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 07:21

That's quite an escort to the office

By sk8erd | 15

#6596033 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 07:31

This is just how I feel... I feel like thats pretty psycho of your boss...

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