By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 909
You deserved it 2 165

Same thing different taste

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ndnpride88 25

Sorry to hear you feel bad. Hope you get better soon. You'll get him back one day.

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ndnpride88 25

Sorry to hear you feel bad. Hope you get better soon. You'll get him back one day.

She should have puked on him, that would have done it.

Glad to see a comment that's not all like "Eww omg! You don't need to deal with a man like that. Dump him right away and take all his stuff." Successful and lifetime long relationships are built on the good times as much as the gassy.

Your boyfriend is an idiot. Hope you feel better soon!

cheshireau 26

Boyfriend is an idiot but also, payback is a bitch.

It's reasons like this that you should ensure your partner wears their buttplug at all times.

What the hell kinda freaky stuff are you into?

countryb_cth 38

To bad you didn't throw up on him. He would have deserved it.

so he pulls a prank. and now he needs to be thrown up on?

I guess the shit, or in this case, fart, hit the fan!

cebsvt 14

That's one way to get the shit out of your system! Sorry that it had to happen that way.

That stinks. Hope you're feeling better.