By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 826
You deserved it 2 147

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i bet the smell just "flu" to you!

Sorry to hear you feel bad. Hope you get better soon. You'll get him back one day.

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Sorry to hear you feel bad. Hope you get better soon. You'll get him back one day.

She should have puked on him, that would have done it.

Glad to see a comment that's not all like "Eww omg! You don't need to deal with a man like that. Dump him right away and take all his stuff." Successful and lifetime long relationships are built on the good times as much as the gassy.

Just wait, 22. It'll happen.

i bet the smell just "flu" to you!

I bet she wasn't a 'fan' of him that day.

Your boyfriend is an idiot. Hope you feel better soon!

Boyfriend is an idiot but also, payback is a bitch.

Wow, must have "Flu" right out of you!

It's reasons like this that you should ensure your partner wears their buttplug at all times.

What the hell kinda freaky stuff are you into?

To bad you didn't throw up on him. He would have deserved it.

so he pulls a prank. and now he needs to be thrown up on?

I guess the shit, or in this case, fart, hit the fan!

nope, im betting it's some of the vomit

That's one way to get the shit out of your system! Sorry that it had to happen that way.

Vomit on him next time.

That stinks. Hope you're feeling better.