Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
alwa7sh
| 2
Ok ladies we have to put an end to this, we know you use the bathroom for things other than showering. We have known it our whole lives. So if your boyfriend, husband, ex-hasband, father in-law's second brother or any male walked in on you it is ok just finish what you started. So please no more FMLs about getting caught using the bathroom.
By
x_Cupcakes
| 0
I hope you finished up quickly.
Comments
By
x_Cupcakes
| 0
I hope you finished up quickly.
By
marinus_fml
| 19
cue the shitty puns...
Reply
alwa7sh
| 2
OP, That is a shitty situation ! Its ok life is full of crappy moments like these.
#2 I hope this doesn't make you feel like shit.
#2 I hope this doesn't make you feel like shit.
Reply
ripjohnlennon
| 5
hah! I get it^
Reply
smokeymcpottt
| 3
^ No shit!
By
Rawr1918
| 4
2# Hahaha :)
By
Hummbinger
| 5
Fake, girls don't shit.
Reply
newjerseyguy
| 0
agreed
Reply
thejacl
| 0
or fart...
Reply
qcumberlovar
| 2
haha ignorance is bliss. :)
By
CreateZ
| 0
Reverse blumpkin?
Reply
TalkSick
| 2
HAHAHA exactly. :D
By
alwa7sh
| 2
Ok ladies we have to put an end to this, we know you use the bathroom for things other than showering. We have known it our whole lives. So if your boyfriend, husband, ex-hasband, father in-law's second brother or any male walked in on you it is ok just finish what you started. So please no more FMLs about getting caught using the bathroom.
Reply
tr0llz0r
| 0
Nobody wants to hear that shit. We get it; you poop. Congratulations.
Reply
VertigoSD
| 0
What a shitty statement @7.
Reply
xrawritsashleyx
| 11
its pretty much only an FML cuz as much as everybody poops... its embarrasing to most girls. my ex always pooped when i was around. at my house and his. and he announced it. i never pooped at his house and when i had to i never announced it. its just slightly embarrassing for us girls. we dont know why. especially if its a new relationship.
Reply
bananamonkee
| 0
hahah for reals shit, drop the kids off and tidy up cause as long as you ain't doing anything un natural get your ass out the toilet and open the door
Reply
DigitalKnight
| 0
Absolutely. So you pooped and may be he came to know or he heard. So what?
By
tr0llz0r
| 0
Recommended reading: "Everybody Poops." While it may not be the screaming shits like you have, it still occurs. My advice? Shit as loud as you can. The toilet provides excellent harmonics for your butt trumpet. Make us proud.
By
Bekll
| 29
Why is this under medical?
Reply
tr0llz0r
| 0
Bodily functions are quite medical in nature. Heh. Nature. See what I did there?
By
xStiina
| 0
It was sh!tty situation you just got into...
Reply
anma_fml
| 0
no. it's not.
By
MaiDeath
| 0
You shouldve text him