FML : Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make...

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Kay / Thursday 3 February 2011 05:33 /

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By alwa7sh | 2

#2041091 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:28

Ok ladies we have to put an end to this, we know you use the bathroom for things other than showering. We have known it our whole lives. So if your boyfriend, husband, ex-hasband, father in-law's second brother or any male walked in on you it is ok just finish what you started. So please no more FMLs about getting caught using the bathroom.

By x_Cupcakes | 0

#2041035 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:17

I hope you finished up quickly.

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By x_Cupcakes | 0

#2041035 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:17

I hope you finished up quickly.

By marinus_fml | 19

#2041037 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:17

cue the shitty puns...

alwa7sh | 2

#2041070 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:23

OP, That is a shitty situation ! Its ok life is full of crappy moments like these.
#2 I hope this doesn't make you feel like shit.

ripjohnlennon | 5

#2041500 - Thursday 3 February 2011 15:33

hah! I get it^

smokeymcpottt | 3

#2041510 - Thursday 3 February 2011 15:44

^ No shit!

By Rawr1918 | 4

#2041051 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:19

2# Hahaha :)

By Hummbinger | 5

#2041061 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:21

Fake, girls don't shit.

newjerseyguy | 0

#2041567 - Thursday 3 February 2011 16:19

agreed

thejacl | 0

#2041683 - Thursday 3 February 2011 17:51

or fart...

qcumberlovar | 2

#2041729 - Thursday 3 February 2011 18:37

haha ignorance is bliss. :)

By CreateZ | 0

#2041063 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:21

Reverse blumpkin?

TalkSick | 1

#2042595 - Friday 4 February 2011 2:28

HAHAHA exactly. :D

By alwa7sh | 2

#2041091 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:28

tr0llz0r | 0

#2041112 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:35

Nobody wants to hear that shit. We get it; you poop. Congratulations.

VertigoSD | 0

#2041526 - Thursday 3 February 2011 16:02

What a shitty statement @7.

xrawritsashleyx | 11

#2041954 - Thursday 3 February 2011 21:13

its pretty much only an FML cuz as much as everybody poops... its embarrasing to most girls. my ex always pooped when i was around. at my house and his. and he announced it. i never pooped at his house and when i had to i never announced it. its just slightly embarrassing for us girls. we dont know why. especially if its a new relationship.

bananamonkee | 0

#2042325 - Friday 4 February 2011 0:27

hahah for reals shit, drop the kids off and tidy up cause as long as you ain't doing anything un natural get your ass out the toilet and open the door

DigitalKnight | 0

#2047331 - Saturday 5 February 2011 8:01

Absolutely. So you pooped and may be he came to know or he heard. So what?

By tr0llz0r | 0

#2041095 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:32

Recommended reading: "Everybody Poops." While it may not be the screaming shits like you have, it still occurs. My advice? Shit as loud as you can. The toilet provides excellent harmonics for your butt trumpet. Make us proud.